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such ’aste?”
    Thibb nodded to old Jum Gurdy, Redwall’s Cellardog. “Oh, hello, Jum. Thought I’d take a look in at the gatehouse.”
    A Dibbun volemaid (Dibbun is the affectionate name for all Abbeybabes) tugged at Thibb’s cloak. Little Brinky chuckled with unconcealed glee at the thought of what the Abbot was about. “You goin’ ta tell Uggo off? Can I come wiv ya, Farver?”
    He patted the Dibbun’s head. “No, no. Stop here, Brinky.”
    The volemaid asked that question which all little ones ask. “Why?”
    Thibb’s eyes twinkled momentarily, but he kept his voice stern.
    â€œI don’t think some of the things I have to say to Master Wiltud would be fitting for a little maid’s ears!”
    Thibb had to push hard on the door to open it against the blustering wind. The big oaken door closed with a boom which echoed round the vaulted hall.
    Wide-eyed, Brinky turned to a molebabe called Murty. “Ho, my jingles, I wouldn’t like t’be Uggo when Farver T’ibb has a word wiv him!”
    Murty shook his small velvety head, replying in the quaint mole accent. “Boo urr, nor wudd oi, Brinky. They’m sayen Uggo stoled a gurt fruitycake, burr aye, an’ ’ee etted it all boi’isself. ’Ee never give’d uz none, so ’ee’m dissurves a gudd tellen off, so ’ee doo!”At the main gates of Redwall’s high outer walls, Thibb wiped rainwater from his eyes, gave a brief knock on the small gatehouse door and entered. Sweeping off his wet cloak, he allowed Dorka Gurdy, the Cellardog’s sister, to hang it on a peg.
    â€œWell, how is the young glutton, Dorka?”
    The female otter Gatekeeper nodded at the large, overstuffed bed, which occupied almost a third of the little room.
    â€œYe’d best ask Fisk that, Father Abbot.”
    Sister Fisk was sitting by the bed, her head enveloped in a towel, scrubbing herself dry. She peeked from beneath its folds. “Oh, ’tis you, Father. Young Wiltud’s still sleeping. I thought it best not to wake him just yet.” Thibb looked over to the figure. Uggo Wiltud was huddled in the shadows at the far side of the bed.
    â€œI don’t know why you’re mollycoddling him, Sister. He’s brought all of this on his own head, the rascal!”
    Dorka Gurdy explained. “Young Uggo’s in some kind o’ funny dream, Father. Wrigglin’ an’ jabberin’ away, like as if he’s afeared of summat. See, there he goes agin.”
    The young hedgehog began throwing up his paws to protect his face or to blot out some fearsome sight. He started to wail aloud, pleading shrilly, “Oooow.w.w.w! No, no, go’way! Don’t take me, please. Yaaaaah!” Uggo pulled the pillows over his face, holding them tight.
    Sister Fisk tut-tutted. “Young fool, he’ll smother himself.”
    Reaching over, she snatched the pillows from her patient. Uggo Wiltud sat up with a jerk, his eyes popping open. He was trembling all over, staring straight ahead. Abbot Thibb’s stern tone caught his attention.
    â€œSo, Master Wiltud, what was all that caterwauling about, eh? Were you being chased by a monster hefty fruitcake?”
    Uggo stared at Thibb, as if seeing him for the first time. “It was the ship, a big one, with a green sail!”
    Dorka chuckled. “Yore stomach must still be queasy after all that cake you scoffed. Dreamin’ ye were at sea, I s’pose.”
    Uggo’s voice trembled as he fought back tears. “I wasn’t at sea, marm. I were stannin’ on the path outside the Abbey. . . .”
    There was a touch of irony in Sister Fisk’s tone. “And you saw a ship, a real sailing ship. Coming over the west flatlands, was it?”
    The young hog shook his head. “No, Sister. ’Twas comin’ along the path, straight at me!”
    Abbot Thibb sat down on the edge of the bed.