back on this day as the beginning of all the good things that are to come.â
Victoria gestures to us with open palms. âHow would you girls like to become reality television stars?â Her smile is so huge I instinctively look behind me to see who sheâs grinning at. All thatâs back there is a poster of a puppy resting his head on an enormous bone with black letters commanding us to DREAM BIG.
âWeâre proposing the most unique unscripted show ever conceived.â Victoria raises her arms as if forming an invisible billboard and announces, â From Wannabes to Prom Queens !â
Kelly mocks, âCause The Greatest Loser is already taken, right?â
Ignoring her, Victoria goes on, âYou girls will be treated to full makeovers during your six-week stay at Prom Queen Camp, which is being set up at this very moment in a top secret location. Then, your new Social Advisement Coaches will help guide you up, up, up the social ladder while hidden cameras capture your rise to success !â
Mickey seems more businesslike. âThe show will be exploring the factors that control a girlâs level of popularity at any given point in her high school career. The complete average-ness of Wakefield High makes it perfect.â
âItâs Westfield,â Victoria corrects under her breath. She pushes her shoulders back and asks perkily, âWhat factors turn an otherwise normal girl into a social liability?â She looks around as if this isnât a rhetorical question, then answers herself. âLooks. Social skills. Boyfriends. These are things we can give you!â She holds her arms out toward us, and I glance behind me again. The puppy has made no progress on his bone. âThis show is an amazing opportunity.â Victoria practically explodes with joy. âItâs part hidden-camera reality show, part makeover show, part competition! It has everything !â
Kelly leans back in her chair, crosses her arms in front of her chest, and rolls her eyes so hard Iâm afraid sheâll strain her eyeballs. But Amy has stopped rocking and appears to be listening.
âAt Prom Queen Camp, the three of you will receive complete and total, head-to-toe, physical and mental makeovers ,â Victoria says. âYour classmates are going to go crazy over how you look when you walk into this school building in September. And our hidden cameras will catch every head as it turns to watch you.â
âWith our team of professional experts guiding you from behind the scenes,â Mickey says, âwe are confident any one of you can meet the steep challenge of winning that ultimate badge of popularity and acceptanceâbeing crowned Prom Queen!â
âCount me out,â Kelly deadpans. âIâd be mortified to be the Prom Queen.â
This whole thing feels too surreal for me to speak, and I cram my shoulders more deeply into my ears. Mickey gives Victoria a nod, and Victoriaâs eyes start dancing. In a totally obnoxious game-show-host voice, she raises her hands over her head and announces, âThe girl who is voted Prom Queen will also winâ¦â
Mickey joins her in shouting, â One! Million! Dollars! â
Amy lets out a small laugh and doesnât bother shutting her mouth afterward. Even Kelly uncrosses her arms and leans forward. My head just echoes one-million-dollars-one-million-dollars-one-million-dollars . Teenage millionaires do not exactly exist in our town. It could offer me a whole new thing to be known for.
The women look smug. âSo, are you girls ready to turn this schoolâs social order upside down?â Mickey challenges.
âAre you wannabes ready to become Prom Queens?â Victoria calls out, in a way that makes me suspect weâre already being taped.
The screen in the front of the room flashes to life with, From Wannabes to Prom Queens , written in giant pink letters.
Mickey turns all business and