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bride, who also happened to be her mother. I finally believe in hell.
    She sighed. The long length of her silvery-white hair dusted her shoulder, a perfect mimic of the creamy satin slip dress billowing at her mom’s ankles. Was there anyone more beautiful than Tamara soon-to-be Waddell? Anyone more surgically enhanced? Anyone else who went through men like sexual Kleenex?
    This was what? Her mom’s sixth marriage?
    At that moment, her mom looked over at her and frowned. “Back straight,” she mouthed. “Smile.”
    As always, Shaye pretended not to notice the helpful commands. She focused her attention on the minister.
    â€œTo love, honor and cherish…” he was saying, his smooth baritone drifting through the waning sunlight. Mostly, Shaye heard blah, blah, blah before she blocked his voice altogether.
    Love. How she despised the word. People used loveas an excuse to do ridiculous things. He cheated on me, but I’m going to stay with him because I love him. He hit me, but I’m going to stay with him because I love him. He stole every penny from my savings, but I’m not going to press charges because I love him. How many times had her mother uttered those very words?
    How many times had her mother’s boyfriends groped Shaye herself, claiming they’d only done it because they had fallen out of love with her mom and into love with her? Her, a mere child at the time. Perverts.
    Shaye’s father was another prime example of such “love is all that matters” idiocy. I have to leave your mom because I’ve fallen in love with someone else. Apparently he’d fallen in love with several someone elses.
    After his last wife had cheated on him and then divorced him, Shaye had sent him an “I’m so sorry” card. What she had really wanted to send was a “Finally getting what you deserve sucks big-time, doesn’t it” card. Of course, none had been available—which was the reason she’d started making her own. Anti-Card business was booming. Seemed there were a lot of people out there who wanted to tell someone to fuck off—in a roundabout way.
    She worked eighty hours a week, but it was worth it. Thanks to popular cards like “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re here” and “You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word,” she provided jobs for twenty-three likeminded women and made more money than she’d ever dreamed possible.
    Life, for the weird-looking little girl who’d never met her parents’ expectations, was finally good.
    â€œYou may now kiss the bride,” the pastor said.
    Thank God. Shaye expelled a relieved rush of breath, her shoulders slumping as her tension melted away. Soon she’d be on a plane, flying home to Cincinnati and her quiet little apartment. No signs of romance to irritate her there. Not even a cat to bother her.
    Amid joyous applause, the brow-lifted, cheek-implanted groom laid a sloppy wet one on Shaye’s mom. The glowing couple turned and strolled down the aisle, the lyrical thrums of a harp echoing behind them. Shaye inched closer to the water, away from the masses, escape within her grasp now that everyone was filing toward the reception tent.
    She’d done her daughterly duty (again), and there was no more reason to stay. Besides, she wanted out of the chafing shell bra and itchy grass skirt ASAP.
    â€œWhere are you going, silly?” one of the other bridesmaids said, latching on to her arm with a surprisingly iron grip. “We’re supposed to take pictures and serve the guests.”
    So, the torture wasn’t over yet. She groaned.
    After an hour of posing for a photographer who finally gave up trying to make her smile, she found herself serving cake to a line of champagne-guzzling guests. Most of them ignored her, merely swiping up their cake and ambling away. Some tried to talk to her, but