me out and came after me. She didnât try to second-guess herself. I wondered if sheâd have guts. She does. Sorry I turned the exercise into a comedy at the end, but the look on her face, I just couldnât help it.â
âI donât blame you, but I doubt we can use you again. I have a feeling this story will pass through training classes for a good long while. No future trainees will believe youâre both a new coach and a crook.â
âIt worked once and we saw an excellent result. Iâll come up with another totally different exercise.â Savich walked away, unaware that his royal blue boxer shorts were on display to a crowd of a good fifty people.
The mayor began to laugh, then the people around him joined in. Soon there was rolling laughter, people pointing. Even a crook who was holding a hostage around the throat, a gun to his ear, at the other end of town looked over at the sudden noise to see what was going on. It was his downfall. Agent Wallace thunked him over the head and laid him flat.
It was a good day for taking a bite out of crime in Hoganâs Alley.
3
S HE MET with Colin Pety, a supervisor in the Personnel Division, known in the Bureau as the Bald Eagle. He was thin, sported a thick black mustache, and had a very shiny head. He told her up front that sheâd impressed some important people, but that was at Quantico. No one working here in Headquarters was impressed yet. She was going to have to work her butt off. She nodded, knowing where sheâd been assigned. It was tough, but she managed to pull out a bit of enthusiasm.
âIâm pleased to be going to the Los Angeles field office,â she said, and thought, I donât want anything to do with any bank robberies. She knew they dealt with more bank robberies than any field office in the Bureau. She guessed it was better than Montana, but at least there she could go skiing. How long was a usual tour of duty? She had to get back here, somehow.
âL.A. is considered a plum assignment for a new agent right out of the Academy,â Mr. Petty said as he flipped through her personnel file. âYou originally requested Headquarters, I see here, the Criminal Investigative Division, but they decided to send you to Los Angeles.â He looked up at her over his bifocals. âYou have a B.S. in Forensic Science and a Masterâs degree in Criminal Psychology from Berkeley,â he continued. âSeems youâve got a real interest here. Why didnât you request the Investigative Services Unit? With your background, you would probably have been escorted through the door. I take it you changed your mind?â
She knew there were notes about that in her file. Why was he acting as if he didnât know anything? Of course. He wantedher to talk, get her slant on things, get her innermost thoughts. Good luck to him on that, she thought. It was true that it was her own fault that she was being assigned to Los Angeles and there was no secret as to why.
She forced a smile and shrugged. âThe fact is that I just donât have the guts to do what those people do every day of their lives and probably in their dreams as well. Youâre right that I prepared myself for this career, that I believed it was what I wanted to do with my life, butââ She shrugged again. And swallowed. Sheâd spent all these years preparing herself, and sheâd failed. âIt all boils down to no guts.â
âYou always wanted to be a Profiler?â
âYes. I read John Douglasâs book Mindhunter and thought thatâs what I wanted to do. Actually Iâve been interested in law enforcement for a very long time, thus my major in college and graduate school.â It was a lie, but that didnât matter. She told it easily, with no hesitation. She had practically come to believe it herself over the past several years. âI wanted to help get those monsters out of society. But after