The Late John Marquand Read Free Page A

was a stickler for punctuality; Adelaide who dressed all wrong for her size, who got herself up in Indian costumes and peasant skirts with ruffled gypsy blouses, puffed sleeves, and little lace-up vests coming apart at the seams; Adelaide who had never been exactly pretty to begin with, and whose wild mass ofash-blonde hair now never seemed to be properly arranged. “Listening to John attack Adelaide that afternoon was like watching a woman being buried alive,” Carol Brandt said later.
    All over again, because he didn’t mind repeating himself, John told the Brandts his story about Adelaide in New York at the Colony Club. It seemed that John and Adelaide had arrived at the Colony Club for some function, and Adelaide, who had made them late as usual, had dismounted from the taxi and, as was her habit, marched imperiously toward the front door without waiting for her husband to offer her his arm. The doorman had stepped quickly toward Mrs. John P. Marquand, wife of one of America’s foremost novelists, sister-in-law of John D. Rockefeller III, daughter of a multimillionaire industrialist and a direct descendant of Thomas Hooker, seventeenth-century founder of Hartford, Connecticut, and said to her, “Sorry, lady, the service entrance is on the side.” It was one of John Marquand’s favorite stories about his wife.
    Now the three friends were all in the front hall of 1 Reservoir Street, Cambridge, and Marquand had already seen enough. He wanted no more. The physical ugliness of the house repelled him. How could Adelaide possibly have found such a place remotely attractive? Because of his heart attack, he announced, he didn’t want to climb the stairs to see the rooms above. Carl Brandt, who suffered from emphysema, also said that he didn’t care enough to go up to the upper floors. And so Carol Brandt, who decided that John ought at least to know what the rest of the house was like, started up the stairs alone.
    â€œThere was a great curving staircase that went up from the center of the hall,” Carol Brandt recalled later, “and on each floor there were balconies and overhangs. The upstairs rooms were all arranged around this central stair well. As I went up and around and into the various rooms, I would come back to the stair well and call down to the men below, trying to describe, as a journalist would, what was up there.” Carol Brandt, a tall, striking woman then in her forties, is a woman of precision and efficiency. She is also a woman of extraordinary effectiveness. For a number of years, she herself was a literary agent with a distinguished list of clients and, following that, she was the highly paid East Coast story editor for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and the then studiohead, Louis B. Mayer.Mutual friends of Marquand and Carol Brandt have long insisted that she was the real-life model for the beautiful and well-organized advertising lady, Marvin Myles, in Marquand’s novel H. M. Pulham, Esquire —at which assertion Carol has always smiled and said, “John took many of his characters from the people he knew.”
    Of the Cambridge house that afternoon she has said, “The house was so grotesque that even though I tried to be very accurate about what I found in each room, the two men downstairs simply wouldn’t believe that what I was telling them was the truth. There was a gun room on the third floor, for instance, and though the house was enormous there was a curious shortage of bathrooms. As I recall, there were only three. One of these had an enormous sunken marble tub that one had to climb down three steps to get into. And as I described each of these rooms and features of the house, John and Carl below kept calling back, ‘No! You’re joking! There couldn’t be a sunken bathtub.’ I couldn’t convince them that I was absolutely serious.”
    All the way back to Boston, John Marquand kept muttering about the absurd house, absurd