the Tulsa Tribune from day before yesterday. Pa didnât know how to read and write, but I do. Iâm glad I do. Itâs handy and it kills time, both. I grabbed the Tribune . It had a funny page, and the Morning News didnât.
The hour and a half turned into two and a halfâthe bus came late. I was ticked but not surprised; Red Ball did things like that. The Tribune had a story about a kingâor maybe he was just a ministerâway on the other side of the ocean who promised heâd make everything run on time. Big Stu wouldâve bet against him, I expect.
A guy who looked like a drummer and another one who looked like heâd maybe be a werewolf at full-moon time got off the bus when it finally did chug in. Me and a colored fella, we climbed on. He went to the back. I sat a couple of rows behind the driver. The bus wasnât anywhere close to crowded.
For twenty miles north from Enid, US 81 and US 60 are the same road. Then 81 goes north into Kansas; 60 swings east. The road wasnât close to crowded, either. A few trucks, a few flivvers, us. A few carpets overhead. Costs about the same to ship by magic or by wheels. If it didnât, one would run the other out of business.
Kids played baseball in the fields by the highway. A lot of âem shouldâve been in school, but they played anyhow. I never did any such thingâand if you buy that, Iâll tell you another one. White kids, colored kids, Injun kids, they all just played, together and separate. Theyâd sort out the rules of how things worked when they got bigger. I mustâve seen half a dozen games by the time 60 forked off 81. Thereâs Pond Creek and Lamontâlittle, no-account placesâand then, eventually, thereâs Ponca City. Itâs about sixty miles from Enid. It only felt like forever âcause the bus went so slow and stopped at every other farmhouse, seemed like.
Halfway between Pond Creek and Lamont, it stopped in the middle of nowhere. Driver said something that made a lady cluck like a laying hen. I leaned out into the aisle to look through the windshield. A load of rocks was spilled across the highway, and a carpet down beside it on the verge. The only way the wizard on that carpet couldâve looked glummer was if the rocks had smashed a car and the folks in it. Drunk or just sloppy, heâd fouled up his spell some kind of way.
We wouldnât make it to Ponca City or even Lamont till those rocks got cleared. We all piled out of the busâeven the lady whoâd cluckedâand started shoving. The unhappy wizard helped some, too. So did a family in a Hupmobile. A couple of farmers brought their mules.
The clucking lady wagged a finger in the wizardâs face. âYour company will pay for this!â she said, all angry.
âI am my company,â he answered.
âThen you will,â she said, which sure didnât turn him any more cheerful.
I wasnât what youâd call happy, either. I muttered some ungodly things while I hauled rocks. Just what Iâd need, to mash a foot so I couldnât run or smash a finger so I couldnât throw or hold a batâor swing a good right at Mitch Carstairs.
But my luck stayed in. I didnât hurt myself; I didnât even rip my pants. We finally cleared a path wide enough for the bus to sneak through. The passengers climbed aboard. The family got back into their car. The farmers took the mules away. And the damnfool wizard just sat there on his carpet with his head in his hands like heâd dropped the last out in the bottom of the ninth and cost his team the game. I know that feelingâI wish I didnât. Itâs not a good one.
We left Enid late. We had trouble on the road. So we got to the Ponca City bus station later than late. One guy in there waiting for the bus. Oh, he was hopping mad! He cussed worseân I did shifting those rocks, and a lot louder. It didnât do him any good,