said, keeping my voice low. âDoes Randall know about this?â Vernâs cousin Randall Shiffley, in addition to being the mayor of Caerphilly, was the fairâs director.
âNot yet,â Vern said. âHe just took off to meet some reporter at the front gate and give him a tour of the fair. I figured it was better to wait until theyâd finished.â
âGood call,â I said. âBut what if he was planning to bring the reporter here to the chicken tent?â
Vern winced slightly and turned a little pale.
âYeah, he probably is planning to,â he said. âHeâs that proud of all the rare and unusual chickens people brought. Can you figure out a way to get the word to him? I should stay here and handle the situation. Itâd help if we can just keep the reporter away till the ambulance gets here. Once Mr. and Mrs. B are off to the hospital things should quiet down a bit.â
âGood idea,â I said. âBut find someone who can take care of their remaining chicken while theyâre gone. Someone they trust.â
âCan do.â
âBy the way, what is their name? We canât keep calling them Mr. and Mrs. B.â
Vern looked chagrined.
âI didnât quite catch it,â he said. âAnd theyâre so touchy right now I didnât like to ask.â He spotted something and his face brightened. âHallelujah! Hereâs the EMTs.â
I stood aside while the EMTs trotted in. Then I left the tent and pulled out my cell phone. Randallâs phone went to voice mail.
âCall me as soon as you get this, even if youâre still with the reporter,â I said.
But I didnât think it was a good idea to wait until he came back. I decided to look for him.
I glanced around, wondering where to start. I saw a flurry of activity outside the produce barnâfour people popped out, then two of them went running off in different directions while the other two popped back inside. I headed that way.
Stepping inside reminded me that I needed to grab some breakfast before too long. Should I feel guilty, thinking about my stomach after the events of the morning? I stifled the thought. Dad seemed to think Mr. B was going to be all right. That was good enough for me.
Or maybe my better nature was overcome by all the sights and smells in the produce tent. Right in front of me were long tables covered with apples of every kindâred, yellow, and green; large and small, all sorted and labeled with the cultivar and the name of the grower. Nearby were grapes, pears, and plums. And a little farther backâ
I heard a shriek from the back of the tent, followed by loud wailing. It sounded like a child. I knew my own two toddlers were safe at home with Michael, but the sound triggered a familiar stomach-twisting anxiety. People were turning and heading toward it. I scrambled to follow.
At the very back of the tent were the entries in the largest pumpkin contest. There were already twenty contenders on display, with a few more due to show up today. I had to admit they werenât the most attractive pumpkins Iâd ever seen. None of them were the vivid orange you looked for in a pumpkin, and they didnât have a typical rounded, wide-ribbed pumpkin shape. They all looked pale, bloated, and slumped. But they were undoubtedly large. The smallest ones looked like overstuffed ottomans, and you probably could have carved small carriages out of the largest few, which one veteran pumpkin aficionado told me probably weighed at least sixteen or seventeen hundred pounds.
It had made me nervous yesterday every time another giant pumpkin came into the barn, hauled on a trailer behind a pair of tractors, with a dozen burly volunteers to lift it into place. I decided then it was a good thing the giant pumpkins werenât cute and roundedâat least they werenât likely to roll onto one of the hapless movers. Most of them looked more likely