all.
Four years ago, just after Spencer had turned six, Helen had come to Gloria, nearly frantic. âWe need to begin,â sheâd said.
âBegin what?â Gloria had asked.
âBegin the knocking.â
âKnocking?â
âYes, knockingâon heavenâs door. For Kentâs soul.â
For Helen it was always either knocking or hounding.
So they had begun their Thursday morning knocking sessions then. The door to Kentâs heart had not opened yet, but through it all Gloria and Spencer had peeked into heaven with Helen. What they saw had them scrambling out of bed every Thursday morning, without fail, to go to Grandmaâs.
And now here they were again.
âDelightful!â Helen said, flashing a smile at Gloria. âThat sounds positively wonderful. I had no idea there was more than one Disneyland.â
âHeavens, Mother,â Gloria said. âThereâs been more than one Disney park for years now. You really need to get out more.â
âNo, thank you. No, no. I get out quite enough, thank you.â She said it with a grin, but her tone rang with sincerity. âMy being a stranger in that world out there is just fine by me.â
âIâm sure it is. But you donât have to sequester yourself.â
âWho said I was sequestering myself ? I donât even know what sequestering means, for goodnessâ sake. And what does this have to do with my not knowing about a Disneyland in Paris, anyway?â
âNothing. You were the one who brought up being a stranger. Iâm just balancing things out a bit, thatâs all.â God knew Helen could use a little balance in her life.
Her motherâs eyes sparkled. She grinned softly, taking up the challenge. âBalance? Things are already out of balance, Honey. Upside down out of balance. You take one hundred pounds of Christian meat, and I guarantee you that ninety-eight of those pounds are sucking up to the world. Itâs tipping the scale right over, love.â She reached up and pulled at the wrinkly skin on her neck. Nasty habit.
âMaybe, but you really donât have to use words like sucking to describe it. Thatâs what Iâm talking about. And how many times have I told you not to pull on your neck like that?â
Dramatics aside, Helen was right, of course, and Gloria took no offense. If anything, she warmed to her motherâs indictments of society.
âItâs just flesh, Gloria. See?â Helen pinched the loose skin on her arms and pulled, sampling several patches. âSee, just skin. Flesh for the fire. Itâs whatâs tipping the scales the wrong way.â
âYes, but as long as you live in this world, thereâs no need to walk around pulling your skin in public. People donât like it.â If she didnât know better, she would guess her mother senile at times.
âWell, this isnât public, for one thing, dear.â Helen turned to Spencer, who sat watching the discussion with an amused smile. âItâs family. Isnât that right, Spencer?â
She turned back to Gloria. âAnd for another thing, maybe if Christians went around pulling their skin or some such thing, people would actually know they were Christians. God knows you canât tell now. Maybe we should change our name to the Skinpullers and walk around yanking on our skin in public. That would set us apart.â
Silence settled around the preposterous suggestion.
Spencer was the first to laugh, as if a dam had broken in his chest. Then Gloria, shaking her head at the ridiculous image, and finally Mother, after glancing back and forth, obviously trying to understand what was so funny. Gloria could not tell if Helenâs laughter was motivated by her own skin-pulling or by their infectious cackling. Either way, the three of them had a good, long hoot.
Helen brought them back to a semblance of control, still smiling. âWell,