doorsâand other thingsâfor him his entire life.
How dare he be so incredibly sexy, and so darned sure of it?
âAre you saying this was my fault?â she demanded.
âFifty-fifty?â he suggested with aggravating calm.
âOh!â
âMr. August!â
He turned toward the voice. Maggie turned, too. Hillary Wagner, a nurse Maggie knew slightly from her own work as a social worker at Childrenâs Connection, an adoption agency and fertility clinic that was affiliated with this hospital, was coming toward them, looking very much like a battleship under full steam.
Apparently here was a woman who was immune to the considerable charm radiating off Mr. August. âWhat on earth have you been up to now?â
âRemember the nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckooâs Nest? â he asked Maggie in an undertone.
Maggie sent him a look. Was he an escapee from the psych ward, then?
Hillary took in the upturned wheelchair, and her tiny gray eyes swept Maggieâs disheveled appearance.
âMr. August, youâve been racing the wheelchairs again!â she deduced, her tone ripe with righteous anger. âAnd this time youâve managed to cause an accident, havenât you?â
âYes, maâam,â he said, and hung his head boyishly, but not before giving Maggie a sideways wink.
âMr. August, really! You cannot be racing wheelchairs down the hallways. Who were you racing with? Donât tell me it was Billy Harmon.â
âOkay. You wonât hear it from me.â
âDonât be flip, Mr. August. Heâs a very ill boy. Which way did he go?â
âI think I caught a glimpse of him wheeling off that way in a big hurry when I had my, er, collision. Frankly,he looked better than Iâve ever seen him look, not the least ill.â
âYou are not a doctor, despite that horrible prank you pulled, visiting all the poor ladies in maternity.â
âIsnât impersonating a doctor illegal?â Maggie asked.
âIt certainly is!â Hillary concurred.
But he ignored Hillary and turned to Maggie, not the least chastened. âWhat are youâa lawyer? I wasnât impersonating a doctor. I found a discarded lab jacket and a clipboard. People jumped to their own conclusions.â
âYou are a hazard,â Hillary bit out.
âWhy, thank you.â
âIt wasnât a compliment! Billy is sick, Mr. August, and even if he wasnât, wheelchair racing is not allowed. Do you understand?â
âAye, aye, mon capatain, strictly forboden.â He managed to murder both the French and German languages.
Maggie wanted to be appalled by him. She wanted to look at him with the very same ferocious and completely uncharmed stare that Hillary was leveling at him.
Unfortunately, he made her want to laugh. But it felt to Maggie as if her very lifeâor at least her professional oneâdepended on hiding that fact.
Hillary drew herself to her full height. âI could have you discharged,â she said shrilly.
âMake my day,â he said, unperturbed by her anger. âIâve been trying to get out of this place for a week.â
âOh!â she said. She turned to Maggie. âAre you all right? Maggie, isnât it? From Childrenâs Connection? Oh dear, your skirt isââ
âVery attractive,â Mr. August said.
The skirt continued to be bound up in some horrible way that was defying Maggieâs every attempt to get it back where it belonged.
Strong hands suddenly settled around her hips, and Maggie let out a startled little shriek.
The hands twisted, and the skirt rustled and then fell into place.
Maggie glared at the man, agreed inwardly he was a hazard, and then patted her now perfectly respectable skirt. âI donât know whether to thank you or smack you,â she admitted tersely.
âSmack him!â Hillary crowed, like a wrestling fan at a match, without