Sophie. If you arenât asleep, the birthday fairy wonât come and leave you presents!â
âI donât believe in the birthday fairy,â Sophie called back.
âOh no, youâve hurt her feelings!â Dad said. âSheâs crying. Sobbing! I hate dealing with morose fairies. You apologize right now, young lady.â
âSorry, Birthday Fairy,â Sophie called.
âI forgive you,â Mom said in a pseudo-quivery voice. âBut my magic has been so diminished by your lack of belief that I donât know if I can fly anymore.â
Monster looked quizzically at the door between bedrooms. âYour mother can fly? I have never seen her do so.â
âIâm not her mother,â Mom said in the same fake voice. âIâm the birthday fairy. My blood is streamers, my heart is a balloon, my flesh is made of cake . . .â
âYum, yum, yum,â Dad said.
Sophie heard her mother laugh and then a muffled squeak.
âYou know, your parents are very strange,â Monster observed.
âSo says the six-tentacled monster,â Sophie said.
âGood night, Sophie,â Mom called in her own voice. âHappy almost-birthday!â
Dad echoed her. âHappy almost-birthday, sweetheart!â
With a smile on her face, Sophie closed her eyes. She listened to her parentsâ voices, too soft for her to hear words, continue in the other bedroom. Outside, the wind tapped on the window, and Sophie fell asleep.
She woke dreamless, twelve years old.
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T HE SUN WASNâT AWAKE YET, THOUGH S OPHIE WAS. Sitting up, she poked Monster with her foot. Per usual, heâd crawled up onto her bed during the night. He claimed he did it in his sleep. He was now a warm weight at the foot of the bed. âHey! Wake up!â
Groaning, Monster flopped his tentacles over his head.
âItâs morning!â
âNot morning.â
âAlmost morning, sort of.â Lifting the shade a few inches, Sophie peeked outside. The streetlights were still on, but the sky had that expectant, about-to-brighten look. The stars were pale, and the moon was fading. She let the shade flop down again so no one could see inside, and she flipped on the light.
âGah!â Monster cried. âIâm blinded!â He waved all his tentacles in the air.
She threw a pillow at him. âStop it. Mom and Dad said we could sort the new dreams before school if we woke extra early, remember? Special birthday treat.â Having a dream shop meant keeping odd hours. You couldnât risk ordinary book customers finding out about it, so most of the work had to happen before dawn or late at night. Sophie was used to waking up hours before the bus came. Monster always whined, though.
He opened one eye. âDo you think there will be more wolf dreams? I like those.â
Wolf dreams usually featured exciting chase scenes through dark woods. Sophie liked them too, except when they ended with munching on a rabbit. Sheâd always had a soft spot for rabbits. âMaybe there will be mermaid dreams.â
Sitting up, Monster licked his fur clean like a cat. He had a golden tongue. âI do not understand why anyone would want to be half fish. Eat fish, yes. Be a fish . . . no.â
âYou could swim with dolphins.â
âIf you want to swim with dolphins, then be a dolphin. At least then youâll still be a mammal instead of half mammal and half mackerel.â
âBut mermaids sing catchy songs about seaweed.â
âTechnically, the crab sings; the mermaid is an unwilling audience.â Snagging Sophieâs hairbrush with a tentacle, Monster pretended it was a microphone and whisper-sang âUnder the Sea.â Sophie drummed in the air, silently so her parents wouldnât hear. In the middle of a lyric about a fish on a plate, Monsterâs stomach growled, and he broke off singing. âSpeaking of special birthday treats
Temple Grandin, Richard Panek