best.â
âI can produce copies of the death certificates if necessary,â offered the computer.
âDefinitely not necessary,â said Pretorius. He closed his eyes, lost in thought, for another long moment. âOkay,â he said at last. âIâm off to bed. Youâve done your job. Tomorrow Iâll start doing mine.â
3A
Pretorius walked down the midway, past the barkers, the hucksters, the hints of sinful pleasures within the old-fashioned canvas tents. There were strippers of both human sexes and three other sexes that had very little in common with humanity. There were half a hundred games of skill and even more games of chance. There were trained animals from a dozen exotic worlds, their number of limbs differing wildly.
There were grifters, pickpockets, hookers, everything youâd expect to find in a carnival except a freak show. With over two hundred known sentient races in the galaxy and hundreds more presumed out there somewhere, one entityâs freak was anotherâs lifemate.
âKill a Pizo!â cried a barker, holding up some wicked-looking spears. âThree throws for fifty credits!â
Pretorius grinned and continued walking. Heâd seen Pizos in action. They looked reasonably normal: humanoid bipeds with two eyes, two ears, a purple tint to their skins, and totally without hair, down, feathers, or any other natural coveringâand they could absorb just about anything from a dagger to a bullet to a laser blast with absolutely no ill effects.
âYou sure you want to walk away, fella?â said the human barker, grabbing his arm. âFor you, weâll make it four throws.â
âKeep your spears,â said Pretorius. âIâll pay you fifty credits if youâll let me feed him a candy bar.â
âGet outta here!â snarled the barker.
Pretorius grinned. Not much killed Pizos, but contact with chocolate or sugar did it instantly.
He continued walking, looking at the various signs, and finally he saw the one heâd been searching for: The Galaxyâs Strongest Creature .
And in smaller type, just beneath it: Is he Man, Alien or Machine?
Pretorius paid his admission and entered the tent. Only eight other spectators were there, two humans, four Robalians, and two whose races he couldnât identify.
Standing on a makeshift stage was a man, or rather, thought Pretorius, what was left of a man. He wore only a loincloth. His head was bald, and his eyes seemed to be entirely pupil and iris, with no white showing. He had gleaming metal prosthetic arms, heavy prosthetic legs made of a heavier metal, and his left ear was also artificial.
âOkay, Samson,â said a voice over a speaker system, âshow âem what you can do.â
The man walked up to a pair of metal weights, each emblazed with â500 pounds,â inserted his artificial hands into grips at the top of each, and lifted them until both arms were extended straight out from his body. There was mild applause, and he lowered the weights to the ground.
âNow,â continued the voice, âif any member of the audience can lift even one of those weights, the management will refund double your money to every member of the audience.â
One of the Robalians climbed up onto the stage, tried to lift a weight, grunting ferociously, and gave up after about half a minute.
The mostly prosthetic strongman offered four more demonstrations of his prowess, and then the show was over, and the audience walked out.
All except Pretorius.
âNot bad, Felix,â he said. âNot bad at all.â
The strongman peered into the darkness. âIâm Sampson,â he said.
âYouâre Felix Ortega, and youâre wasting yourself here,â said Pretorius.
The strongman peered more intently, then straightened up. âNathan,â he said. âWhat the hell are you doing here? Have you come to gloat?â
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