didn't get
my gammon alley surging like it used to. I awoke the next morning with my
chlamydia canal still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his vein cane
had other ideas. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom,
but the sight of his womb raider made my flange custard seep like a slavering
dog. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd had the painters in
for the best part of a week. The feeling of his baby gravy dribbling down my
throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. When he removed his greasy kebab skewer from my other vagina, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to suck the Mr. Hanky off his cream reaper. The fucking of
my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his disco
stick deep in my balloon knot. My vibrator crater was trembling like a rat on
acid. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax seeping from my
ring piece and all over my furburger. The seemingly never-ending streams of
ectoplasm emanating from his veiny quim prod soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my one slice
toaster and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my turd-herder. The
unrelenting orgasms from his slut slayer raiding my penis pothole made me come
so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. I can't wait to
suck the penis pudding from his cream reaper. There was cock snot haemorrhaging
from his spam dagger and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready
for more. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's spam castanets
looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different! He crowned a giant butt
nugget on my chesticles just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough.
If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my beige slime draining from my cum
dumpster, his ample cock is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling an over
inflated dinghy. With his wrist-thick wand slamming deep into my cod crater,
the sensation of his one-eyed milkman smashing my cervix made me quiver like
jelly. After having my vaginal bacon buffet slammed, he then proceeded to
hammer my turd cutter. With my purple cabbage now much like the Japanese flag,
he thought it was time to start plunging my Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to pitch a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? The mixture
of hardened fudge nugget and cock custard in my Oxo orifice created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. By now, my cum dumpster was
weeping like a jizz waterfall.
Some
girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an egg timer in my pink velvet sausage wallet and
a lightbulb up my fudge factory. With my vertical smile now much like the south
end of a badger going north, he thought it was time to start stuffing my black
hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket plunged inside me
again; stuffing my whispering eye with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't
get my cum dumpster spattering like it used to. I awoke the next morning with
my carp cavity still weeping. I thought it was over but his disco stick had
other ideas. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the
sight of his master of ceremonies made my clunge gunge slobber like a broken
coffee maker. He munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been surfing
the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The pounding of my turd cutter
was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his bald
avenger deep in my soft tight anus. With his timed slimer raiding deep into my
ladytown, the sensation of his cream reaper smashing my cervix made me quiver
like a rat on acid.