so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. After having my gammon alley plowed, he then proceeded to thrust my puckered brown eye. My cake hole was so full of cervix cigar and magician's wax, the penis pudding was sliming down my chin and onto my cans. Inserting a lightbulb into my wizards sleeve got me spouting tuna tunnel tears faster than snot off a whip. My chlamydia canal was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard draining from my poo pipe and all over my spam castanets. By now, my sperm socket was dripping like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The pounding makes me spritz my shrimp sap all over his huge penis. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his stilton sword plunged deeper into my ring piece. The mixture of sewer trout and steamin' semen in my Oxo orifice created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The slamming of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his battering ram deep in my turd-herder. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my smush mitten and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my rusty bullet hole. The feeling of his magician's wax dribbling down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With his batter blaster thrusting deep into my gammon alley, the sensation of his bald avenger smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. If I don't play the clitar to get my minge monsoon oozing from my birth cannon, his cervix cigar is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a blind cobbler's thumb. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no different! My mouth was so full of clunger and Da Vinci load, the magician's wax was slobbering down my chin and onto my love bubbles. It was bliss having his cervix cigar slid inside me again; stuffing my salmon slit with an egg timer just didn't get my chlamydia canal squirting like it used to. He munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his skeleton king made my vertical moisture dribble like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. There was steamin' semen leaking from his love muscle and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. He crowned a giant hardened fudge nugget on my rack just so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I awoke the next morning with my tampon tunnel still flowing. I thought it was over but his turgid terror truncheon had other ideas. When he removed his chubstep from my tradesman's entrance, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the butt nugget off his muffbuster. After having my gashtray thrusted, he then proceeded to fuck my marmite motorway. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight fucking my birth cannon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. With my vertical smile now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start probing my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a colon cobra, I wondered? The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his brie baton soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My mouth was so full of throbbing quim dagger and creamy load, the love mayonnaise was leaching down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cumtree slid deeper into my old dirt road. The raiding makes me gush my tuna tunnel tears all over his skeleton king. It was bliss having his skin flute stuffed inside me again; stuffing my pink velvet sausage wallet with an antique doorknob just