seeing me for the first time.
âI could kill him. Really,â Dennis repeated. He turned away from me and started fiddling with his combination lock. âYou know how?â
âHow?â I asked a little too eagerly.
âI donât know,â Dennis said, scowling.
âWell, letâs see,â I replied, thinking hard. âYou could glue that little tape recorder to his ear and make him listen to all the classes he records. That would
bore
him to death.â I snickered.
Dennis didnât smile. âNot painful enough,â he grumbled. He tugged at the locker door, but it wouldnât open. He let out a frustrated groan and started furiously twirling the lock again.
Suddenly he stopped and turned to me. âIâd like to stuff him into that briefcase he always carries,â he said. âAnd lock it shut. And toss it in the trash.â
âHeâs too tall,â I replied. âHe wouldnât fit.â
âIâd fold him up,â Dennis said. âThat would be the fun part. Folding him.â
âYuck!â I made a disgusted face. âYouâre really sick.â
âNo. Just angryâ Dennis sighed. âHeâs going to mess up my life. He really is.â
âWell, maybe you should just shoot him,â I joked.
âNot as much fun as folding him up first,â Dennis replied. He wasnât smiling. I stared at him, trying to determine just how serious he was.
I mean, I knew he couldnât
really
be serious about killing Mr. Northwood.
âYou could fold him up and
then
shoot him,â I suggested.
Dennisâs eyes lit up.
I think Dennis likes me, I thought. He keeps staring at me, studying me with his eyes.
âI could fold him up, shoot him, then
drown
him!â Dennis exclaimed.
âYou could fold him up, shoot him, drown him, then
hang
him!â I added, getting into the game.
Dennis laughed.
Hey, I made him laugh! I told myself.
I suddenly wondered if my hair was messed up. I brushed a hand through it.
âYou could fold him up, shoot him, drown him, thenââ
I stopped when I saw Mr. Northwood standing in the classroom doorway, staring hard at us.
Oh, no!
I thought, feeling my heart leap to my throat.
How long has he been standing there?
Has he heard everything?
chapter 4
M r. Northwood glared at Dennis, then at me.
I let out a choking sound. I was sure he had heard me. I could feel my face grow hot. I knew it must be bright red.
But then, without saying a word, Mr. Northwood turned and headed away from us down the hall.
I just stood there, watching his head and shoulders bob as he took his usual long strides. I didnât start breathing again until he disappeared around the corner.
âI have to be nice to him,â I whispered to Dennis. âHeâs my next-door neighbor. On Fear Street.â
Dennisâs mouth dropped open. âHuh? You live next door to Northwood?â
I nodded. âDo you believe it? I see him all the time. Heâs always messing around in the backyard, even in winter. Itâs like ⦠itâs like having a spy from schoolnext door. I always have the feeling heâs checking up on me. I mean, I know he isnât. But stillââ
I realized I was running on a bit at the mouth. I guess I was just so relieved that Mr. Northwood hadnât heard my diabolical plans to bump him off.
And I liked being able to confide in Dennis.
Iâm usually really shy around boys. The old self-confidence problem. You know. But I suddenly had this feeling that I could talk to Dennis, that he and I were on the same wavelength.
âNorthwoodâs neighbor. Weird,â Dennis muttered, zipping his maroon and gray school jacket. âWeird.â He slammed his locker shut and swung his backpack onto his shoulder.
âWeird enough living on Fear Street,â I muttered.
Dennis snickered. âYou believe all those stories? About ghosts and