the curious onlookers at bay. A chopper circled overheadâat first, I thought it was a news chopper, until I noticed the black-and-gold colors of the Fayette County sheriffâs department.
The Mobile Command Center was a luxury motor home about eight blocks long. Officer Lorio led me across the street to it, where a granite-faced footman in paramilitary black uncoiled the tattooed pythons of his arms and opened the armored door. Seventy-degree air poured out, smelling of new carpets, expensive electronics, and English Leather. The uniformed rack of meat sitting behind the mahogany desk was Sheriff Roy Stegall.
Roy Stegall had been elected despite his lack of law-enforcement experience, but in his own estimation that didnât make him any less of a Law Man. Born in McNairy County, he fancied himself a modern-day Buford Pusser.
âClose the door,â he said without looking up from his laptop. A flat-screen television on his desk played some cable news program with the sound muted. The bank of monitors on the wall behind him showed front, rear, and side views from the top of the MCC, as well as a live feed from the helicopter camera. A cell-phone earpiece hung like an apostrophe from the cauliflower pasted to the side of his enormous head.
I sat in a leather chair while he finished pecking at his computer. Lorio stood at ease in the corner, fingers laced behind his back, his eyes nowhere. Finally, Stegall closed his laptop and pushed it to the side. âSorry about that,â he said to Lorio. âMickelsonâs due in town this evening. You know how it is.â Senator Mickelson was Tennesseeâs senior United States senator, but it wasnât election season.
âNow, about this witness,â Sheriff Stegall said. He picked a notepad from the jumble of papers on his desk. Lorio came to life like somebody had flipped his switch. He removed a pen and notepad from his pocket and waited. âWhatâs her name?â
âJackie Lyons,â I said.
Stegall looked at me as though he didnât care for what he saw. âAddress?â
âDeertick Motel. Room 102.â
âDeertick? Whereâs that?â
âHighway 70,â I said.
âI think she means the Detrick Motel,â Lorio suggested.
âThatâs the one,â I said.
âNo permanent address then?â
âTimes are hard,â I said.
âAre you on food stamps, Mrs. Lyons?â
âI donât see what that has to do with anything.â
âI was just wondering if my tax dollars were buying all your expensive toys.â
âToys?â
He flipped through a folder on his desk. I guess it was my dossier, because he read out of it. âCamera, laptop. Says here you had a cell phone but you lost it in the lake. You also have a car. Times donât sound too hard if you have a car.â He closed the folder. âThis country is getting sick of supporting moochers like you. One of these days the tit will run dry.â
I shrugged against the cables of nervous tension tightening across my back. âI work out of my car. I sell my car and I canât work, then I really will be on welfare.â
âWhat about your cell phone?â
âI donât work if people canât call me.â
âAnd were you working today?â
I told him how I was supposed to meet a preacher about a job. âStrange place to meet a preacher,â he chuckled. âMaybe it was a blow job. Youâre not a hooker, are you, Mrs. Lyons?â When I didnât answer, he said, âDonât worry, I wonât bust you.â
âEspecially if I give comps, huh? I bet you got a nice bed in the back of this thingâtinted windows, soundproof walls, the whole shebang.â
Instead of getting mad, he smiled and folded his hands on the desk. He was going to humor me now, feed me enough rope to hoist myself by my own petard. âSo youâre here to meet a preacher
Stephen Goldin, Ivan Goldman