of a hellraiser.â
âI donât know about a hellraiser. I did have a reputation in the past for being considerably younger than I am now. But I guess that goes for all of us, Johnny boy.â
âSo how long have you been completely free of drugs?â
It was a question so leading that it would not have been allowed in any British court of law, but Kenny was wise to it. âIâve been free of any but prescription drugs since I emerged from my motherâs womb.â
âWhat about alcohol?â
âI donât recall there being any around in the maternity suite.â
That got a big laugh. Unusually, Johnny Martin was being turned over in the contest. And he didnât like it. âKenny, there were lots of rumours in the gossip columns about you partying rather heavily andââ
âSure, I liked to party. Name me an actor who doesnât. I dare say even you in your time have been something of a party animal, Johnny boy.â Having coined the diminishing nickname, Kenny was going to stick with it.
âWell, I, er â¦â
âAnyway, do you believe stuff you read in the gossip columns? If you believed everything thatâs been written about me, then youâd think I was a drug fiend and alcoholic whoâs been to bed with every woman in Hollywood.â
âIs that not true?â
âNo, I couldnât manage
all
of them.â
It was a good riposte. Again it made Johnny look silly. And the implication was there that, although Kenny hadnât bedded
every
woman in Hollywood, heâd had his way with a good many of them.
âSo your hellraising days are behind you, are they, Kenny?â
âYou could say that â¦â
âI just did.â
â⦠but because there never were any hellraising days, itâs kinda hard to put them behind me.â There was a twinkle in the actorâs eye; he was actually teasing his inquisitor.
âSo how long is it since you last had a drink, Kenny?â
âIf youâd been looking, Johnny boy, youâd have noticed that Iâve just had a sip from your excellent water on the table right here.â
âI meant an alcoholic drink.â
âWell, you should have said that, shouldnât you, rather than confusing me?â
âHow long is it, Kenny, since you had an alcoholic drink?â
âItâll be two years on Thursday.â
The directness and the seriousness with which this was said almost threw Johnny. The audience applauding the feat did little to settle him either. He stumbled a little over saying, âCongratulations,â then moved on. âAnd may I ask your current marital status, Kenny â¦?â
âI am currently unmarried.â He turned to face his public. âFootloose and fancy-free. On the market once again.
Available.
â This was greeted by some raucous shouts and cheers from the female members of the audience.
âBut you have been married?â
âDonât know why you bother asking me that question, Johnny boy. You know the answer. Or if you donât, it doesnât say much for your researchers.â Kenny was virtually taking over the interview now. âYep, Iâve had four marriages. I should be getting good at it by now.â
âAnd have you got a fifth Mrs Polizzi lined up?â
âStill sorting out the final paperwork on the divorce from the fourth.â
âThat being Lilith Greenstone?â
âYes, your researchers have been doing their stuff.â
âSheâs almost as big a star as you are.â Polizzi shrugged. âAnd seems to be rather busier than you are at the moment. Was that one of the problems with the marriage â that her career was doing rather better thanâ?â
âIâm not going to say anything about Lilith in public. If I do one of her lawyers might hear it and screw another coupla million dollars out of me.â
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