fights, onlyâ¦â
âI know what smokers are,â says Robin, annoyed.
âThey found out about them at the last minute and disqualified Sonny because he wasnât an amateur. Hubbard went on to win the Olympic gold medal and here we are, picking up meatball fights in nowhere towns.â
I suddenly realize Iâm doing all the talking. Jakeâs eyes are closed; he could be sleeping, he could be going into the Moscondaga âlittle death,â he might just be resting his eyes. Alfred has wheeled off to the bathroom. Heâll be gone for a while. After a long, tough day the tubes and plastic bags that catch his wastes could be backed up, or at least tangled.
âYouâre kind of an interesting group,â says Robin. Her pen is poised over her notebook. âHowâd all you guys get together?â
âThatâs another book,â I say. I notice that one of Jakeâs eyes is open a crack. âAsk Jakeâit goes way back.â His eye shuts.
The waitress bustles up. I can do this order in my sleep: deluxe burgers for me and Sonny, sausage and eggs for Jake, dry toast and tea forAlfred. Win or lose, always the same food after a fight. Robin orders yogurt and coffee.
Sonny stomps back. âGot any quarters? Donât even have a bill changer here.â
âAll the quarters you need in Vegas,â says Robin.
Alfred wheels back. âWhat am I missing?â
âYou should go to Las Vegas and make Hubbard fight you.â
Jakeâs eyes open.
Sonny snorts. âWhat kind of TV shows you make? Fantasy?â
âThatâs what Muhammad Ali did,â says Robin. âMade so much noise they had to fight him. Itâs all publicity and connections.â
âJust what we donât have,â says Alfred.
âYouâve got to make your own publicity and connections. Martyâs got a big mouth.â
Sonny looks at her as if sheâs crazy and Alfred rolls his eyes, but Jake says, âKeep talking.â
âWell, whatâs Sonnyâs big selling point? What makes him different from every other wanna-be champ?â
âThe Indian card doesnât always play,â I say. âYou media types may love Indians, but out in the booniesâ¦â
âWeâre talking big-time media now, New York, L.A. Stories in USA Today, on CNN, then the Times and the networks.â Her dark eyes were snapping. Theyâre all out there in Vegas looking for things to write about. The champ is boring, Hubbardâs a lox, and after youâve seen John L. Solomon do his Yiddish shtick, itâs over. Theyâd love a real live native warrior.â
The food comes and I say, âSo what do we do, ride out to Vegas on our pinto ponies and threaten to scalp Hubbard if he wonât fight us?â
âIâm serious,â she says.
âSo are we,â I say. âYou may think this is kind of cute, hustling Sonny like a lounge act, but heâs no sidewalk Indian, heâs got the blood of the Running Bravesâ¦.â
Sonny drops into his seat. âCâmon, not you, too.â
âRunning Braves?â The eyebrows almost touch her hairline. âWhatâs Running Braves?â
âForget that,â says Alfred. âYou got a plan?â
âNot really, I just think you guys have to go out there and make things happen. Put yourselves into play.â When the food comes, Robin grabs the check. âWhen youâre champ, youâll owe me.â
âDonât save your appetite,â says Sonny.
âIf you get off your butt, youâll make it,â she says. âBecause in your heart you really want it.â She bores right into Sonny with those dark eyes. âYouâve got the killer instinct, Sonny, and what looks like a helluva left hook. You fought hurt and you wouldâve put him away, without a right hand, without a left eye, you still wouldâve won, if the
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