information. Thatâs why we need to get in there and dig a little. Donât worry, Iâve got a plan.â
âYou do?â
Dunc nodded. âNo problem. The thing weâre after is a doll, right? So all we have to do is pretend weâre interested in dolls for some reason.â
Amos shook his head. âYouâre nuts. Two boys come to the place and ask about dolls, and you donât think theyâll figure itâs a little weird?â
âWell, thatâs just it,â Dunc said. âIt wonât work if two
boys
come to the gate. You hit it right on the head.â
Amos waited.
âIt has to be a girl. One of us has to dress up as a girl and fool them.â
Amos was up and headed for the door. âNopeâyouâre nuts. Not me. Not your old friend Amos. Not on your life. Not this time.â
Dunc held up his hand. âDid I say it was you? Did I even
hint
that it was you? NopeâI figured to do it myself all along. Even though Iâm kind of chunky and stocky and youâre built more for it, being thin and all. But no problem.â
âWell, all right. Just so you understand.â
Dunc shrugged. âI just figured youâd
want
to do it, is all.â
âMe? Why would I want to dress up like a girl?â
âWell, not that. But do the disguise. I was sure youâd want to be the one.â
âNope, not this time.â
Amos waited, but Dunc didnât say anything further. He waited some more, chewing on his bottom lip.
âAll rightâwhy?â
âWhy what?â
âWhy would I want to be the one to dress up like a girl?â
Dunc smiled. It was the same smile a cat might make just before it nailed a bird. âWell, the news and all. If we get the doll, whoever wears the disguise and goes in to get more information will be a hero. Television will want to talk to him more than the other oneâthe one who stays back.â
Amos waited.
âWell there you are on the news, saving this valuable doll, and who sees it?â
Amos waited.
âMelissa,â Dunc said, repeating, âand there you are.â
Amos sighed. His shoulders slumped. He nodded. âRightâthere I am.â
⢠6
âOh, man, this is awful.â
Amos was standing in front of a mirror in the hallway of Duncâs house. He was wearing girlsâ jeans and a sweatshirt too big at the neck so it hung down on one shoulder.
And a blond wig.
Dunc shook his head. âNoâitâs not too bad. I think we might need some makeup.â
âIâll kill you,â Amos said, his voice even, flat, âif you so much as
try
to put makeup on me.â
âWell, thereâs something wrong with it.â
Amos studied himself in the mirror some more. âI know what it is.â
âWhat?â
âIâm ugly.â Amos frowned. âYouâve got me being ugly.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âWell, just look at me. Iâm not a blonde, not at all. And youâve got me being a blonde. It just isnât my color.â
âAmos â¦â
âWell, really. If Iâm going to
be
a girl, I donât want to be an
ugly
one, do I? Doesnât your sister have a brown or black-haired wig?â
Dunc went back into his sisterâs room and came out with a black-haired wig.
âIf she catches us doing this, sheâs going to kill us,â Amos said.
âSheâs away for the weekend. Here, hold still while I put this on.â
Dunc took the blond wig off and put the black-haired wig on.
âHowâs that?â
Amos straightened it, settled it on his head. âWell, itâs betterâcanât you see the difference? It goes much better with my eyes, donât you think?â
âYouâre still ugly, if thatâs what you mean.â
âI am notânot as bad as before.â Amos turned left and right, looked at his reflection.