Finally, he said, âJedediah.â
âNice to meet you, Jedediah. Whatâs your last name?â
âWhatâs it to you?â
âI just think itâs polite.â
âWhat makes you think Iâm polite?â
I leaned forward slightly. âNothing.â
âThom. And thatâs spelled
T
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h
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o
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. Pronounced âTom.ââ
âInteresting. Where are you from, Jedediah?â
âYouâve got a lot of questions. Where are you from?â
âMidwest, originally.â
âSo. Youâre a Yankee?â His southern accent was very noticeable. He truly seemed offended that I was from the North.
âThat bother you?â
âJust means you couldnât be a member.â
âOf what?â
âDonât worry about it.â
âI still would love to know where youâre from.â
âIrmo.â
âWhereâs that?â
âSouth Carolina.â
He pronounced it
Sath Kaylina
. âWhat part of the state?â
âNear Columbia.â
Klumbya
with a barely perceptible âahâ at the end of it. More implicit than overt.
Klumb
. He went on, âSo whatâs your story?â
I began telling him about my experience in Recklinghausen. He watched me carefully, holding me in his stare. I told him about Normandy, about the Legion of Honor, and my fatherâs flag in the basement. And I told him about the neo-Nazi group marching in black hoods with white masks and Nazi armbands.
He asked, âThat bothered you?â
âYeah. Having just been to Normandy it stunned me that there are still neo-Nazis around ready to cause more problems.â
He leaned back slightly and played with his coffee cup. I then could see the tattoo marks on his first, second, and third knuckles of his left hand.
L
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E
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R
. Ah. When he put his two fists out together his hands spelled
HIT
LER
. He looked at me with a look that I couldnât quite identify. Something between pity and disgust. He said, âSo this was news to you? That there were still Nazis around?â
âI was surprised that they were so overt about it.â
He nodded slowly and stared down at his cup.
I looked at him and looked back at Karl, then looked at him again. âSo what can we do about it?â
âDo about what?â
âNazism. Neo-Nazis. How do we shut them down?â
Jedediah sat up taller and rested his massive arms on the table. He looked like an MMA fighter. I found myself studying the tattoos to try to make sense of them. I looked back at his face. He finally said, âYou canât. There are a million neo-Nazi groups in this country alone. Some of them are run by idiots. Some of them are run by men who are smarter than you are. I know you donât think thatâs true, but it is. Smart in a twisted genius sort of way. They donât talk to each other that much, sometimes they hate each other, and there are rivalries, conflicts, and attempts to undermine each other. They think a lot of the same things, but they arenât united. So even if you took out two or three groups, it wouldnât have any effect on the others. Theyâd probably be glad. Like rival gangs. Everybody wants to be the big-ass neo-Nazi group in the country with a hundred thousand followers; the group that marches right down on the capital one day wearing black shirts and swastikas. But until somebody gets those numbers, until they can dwarf all the others, you canât take them all out at once. You have to do it one at a time. And itâs not easy. You have to catch them committing a crime. First Amendment protects almost everything they say in the U.S., so it turns into criminal investigations, which is pretty tough because they donât act like most gangs. They donât sell crack or run prostitutes. They think thatâs all evil. They are all about being tough, wearing steel-toe boots, strutting around, spouting slogans, and