Iâm afraid it is.â
âNo,â Mom called from the back of the crowd. She held Ty in her arms since the stairs were so trippable. âDonât worry, Dinah. Itâs just for fun.â
â If you consider terrible, scary things to be fun, she means.â
âHa ha,â Dinah said. She honestly said those two wordsâ ha ha , like thatâand she tried to worm her hand in with mine and Amandaâs. I shook her off, because three people canât hold hands. It doesnât work that way.
âYouâll be fine, Dinah,â Mom called.
âHere goes nothing,â I announced. I twisted the knob, and we stepped as a many-footed creature into the nearly pitch-black room. The walls and floor were made out of concrete, like an underground cell. The only light came from the hallway behind us. In the far back corner, the furnace hissed.
âWhatâs that?â Dinah squeaked.
âOh . . . nothing ,â I said, implying that it was far from nothing and might even eat her.
I released Amandaâs hand and faced the group. I stared at them vacantly.
âCome, leetle children,â I said in a floaty, spine-tingling voice. I stepped backward, beckoning with twiglike fingers. âCome and ssssssee what fate awaits you . . . if you dare.â
âMom?â Ty whispered loudly.
âShhh,â Mom said to Ty. To me, she said, âWinnie, take it down a notch.â
She and Ty remained in the doorway as the rest of us moved deeper into the gloom.
Karen bumped into someone and yelped, and I laughed creepily. â Yesssss . Yessssssss , my darlings, you are right to be afraid.â
âSheâs teasing,â Mom told Ty. âSheâs still plain old Winnie. Right, Winnie?â
I was Winnie, yes. But âplain oldâ? Never. My spine tingled, and I laughed again.
Dinah hiccupped.
Louise said, âKaren, ow . Let go.â
âWhat, I wonder, might be behind such a terrible thing as that?â I asked, indicating the furnace. âEees it . . . a ghostling? A zombie? A donkey?â
âA donkey ?!â Louise said.
Chantelle giggled, and I scowled, irritated at myself. I hadnât meant to say âdonkey.â I didnât know where that donkey came from.
I shook it off. Re-widening my eyes, I said, âOr . . . could it be . . . just poss ibly . . .â
âRwaarggghh!â Sandra roared, flying out from behind the furnace. She did a banshee dance, squatting and hopping from one foot to the other. In one hand she held a fake iron kettle, which she swooped through the air. Misty, gray smoke curled up because of the dry ice inside it.
âRwaargh! Rwaargh!â she cried, lunging toward us.
Dinah screamed. Karen screamed. We all screamed, and something winged through me that turned my giggle-scream into a real scream. The sound of itâcoming from me , from my open mouthâmade me scream even louder.
Ty started wailing, and Mom said, âOh, Ty.â I looked over to see Mom holding his body away from her. Her nice pants had a big dark spot on them, and Tyâs jeans were dark, too.
He tried to muscle his way back against her upper body, burying his head between her head and shoulder.
âItâs okay, buddy,â Mom said. âBut I think we should head back up, huh?â To me, she said, âWinnie? Maybe you should wrap it up, too.â
âBut Mo-o-o-m ,â I complained.
Dinah hiccupped. She hiccupped again , and Sandra dropped her witchy posture.
âWant me to scare you?â she volunteered matter-of-factly.
Amanda giggled, and just as Karenâs initial scream had made everyone else scream, Amandaâs giggle triggered a domino spill of giggle-giggle-snort-laughs. Even for Dinah, and even for me. Especially for me.
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Later, after everyone had gone home, I flopped onto my bed and gazed at the ceiling. I was feeling a bit blue because of my birthday being almost