calm, control your fear,â said Master Poon sternly. âAnd as an added incentive, anyone who doesnât scream when they open their eyes gets a cancel card. You can use it to cancel out two penalty points from your record.â
Jasper felt his spirits lift. He could really do with one of those. How bad can it be? he thought, almost willing to open his eyes.
But then, the thing in his lap moved. In fact, it scuttled.
âRight! Open your eyes,â Master Poon said. âNow!â
Jasper clenched his teeth together, opened his eyes, and screamed.
5
The hugest, hairiest, most hideous tarantula Jasper had ever seen was perched on top of his knee.
Everyone in the class was screaming.
âRELAX, you bunch of pansies!â yelled Master Poon.
Every student had something they found horrific in their laps. Jasper leapt to his feet. The spider fell from his knee and scurried under a cupboard.
Master Poon smiled triumphantly and put the cancel cards back into his pocket as the gong rang for the end of class.
Jasper looked over and saw Felix screaming at a brussels sprout. He shook his head. He grabbed Felix and wrenched him to his feet. They didnât speak as they ran out into the hallway. None of the other kids in the class followed.
âHe hadnât dismissed us,â groaned Felix.
âI donât care. My skin was crawling. I had to get out of there,â said Jasper.
Saffy arrived a few minutes later. âBarbie doll,â she shuddered. âI didnât like dolls much when I was little.â
Jasper couldnât help laughing. âYouâre as bad as Felix. No card then?â he asked. Saffy didnât respond.
A bunch of prefects came clomping down the hallway towards them.
âHey, losers,â one of them snarled. âAll you pieces of dog drool had better get to class before you make me make you ... make ... yeah.â
âHow do you get a piece of drool?â Saffy asked.
The prefect looked confused for a moment, then handed Saffy a penalty card. âMake that two penalty points, drool-head.â
Saffy flashed him a pretty smile. âAfraid not,â she replied and reached into the pocket of her hoodie. âSuck on this.â She shoved a cancel card into the prefectâs hand and turned on her heel.
Jasper and Felix charged after Saffy. They knew from past experience that the prefects werenât choosy about who they punished. Jasper pitied the poor student who ran into that prefect next.
âYou got a card? How did you get a card?â Felix asked as they caught up to Saffy.
Saffy ignored Felix and kept on walking. âHurry up. I donât want to be late. Weâve got private tutorials now.â
Jasper looked questioningly at Felix. âHuh?â
Saffy stopped at a large noticeboard. It was covered in papers, pinned on with some weird-looking drawing pins. Jasper leant in closely and saw the pinheads looked a lot like tiny human heads.
âIf you two hadnât run off so quickly, you wouldâve heard Master Psycho back there explain,â Saffy replied. She pointed to the board. âHe had two announcements. The first is that we have a test next class.â
Felix and Jasper both groaned.
âNot the Trail of Terror, please not the Trail of Terror,â Felix begged.
Saffy nodded. âYep. Heâs already set it up with our fears.â
The Trail of Terror was the test all the students dreaded. Jasper, Saffy and Felix hadnât done one yet, but the older kids had warned them about it. It took place in a room that was a bit like a maze. The path through the room was narrow and full of twists and turns. And around every corner waited the worst fear of each student in the class. The students had to make it through the room to the door at the other end. As a test of teamwork, every single student in the class had to make it through. If just one kid failed, the whole class had to do it again. Jasper
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