socks, lime-green Crocs, a black hoodie and a safari hat.
âDonât you think this makes a statement?â he asked.
âAnd just what statement were you going for?â
âThe âIâm above fashionâ fashion statement.â
âIâm not sure about being above fashion, but youâre certainly apart from it.â
âWhat it really means is that my mom skipped a week of laundry and these are the closest things I have to clean.â
âThat I not only understand but appreciate.â
Julia was waiting in front of her house. She was always on time, and I knew we were a little bit late. She looked at her watch as we drove upâher not-so-subtle way of letting us know weâd kept her waiting. I opened the door and scrunched against the dashboard so she could push my seat forward and squeeze into the backseat. I slammed the door and we started off.
âWeâre going to the art gallery,â I announced.
âYeah, right. Where are we really going?â
âWe are,â Oswald said. âWeâll take in a little culture and then buy you one of your two free lunches. I just donât know why everybody is questioning my choice of activities. How can I become an artist if I donât go to see art?â
âDoes the new Oswald know that the art gallery may not be open this early?â
Julia asked.
âItâs open.â
âAre you sure? Itâs had its hours reduced as part of Mayor Dumfreyâs cost-saving program,â Julia said.
The art gallery, libraries, community theater, parks and rec programs, bus routes and pools had all had their hours or services cut to save money.
âAre you questioning my knowledge of the art world?â Oswald asked.
âThat goes without saying,â said Julia âWeekdays, with the exception of Monday and Tuesday, when itâs closed, it is open from ten until seven. Saturday, it is open from eleven-thirty until six, and Sunday from three until six.â
âObviously, somebody called and asked,â I said.
âOr perhaps I just know intuitively. Art is my lifeâ¦remember?â
âRight, and when was the last time you were even at the art gallery?â Julia asked.
âI can guarantee I was there much more recently than you,â he said. She didnât respond. âBut of course you have been to a couple of outdoor art showings,â he added.
âThatâs not artâitâs just fancy graffiti,â she said.
âAt least sheâs admitting that itâs fancy,â I said.
âFancy or not, itâs still graffiti.â
âI guess that makes you and Mayor Dumfrey the same,â I said.
Iâd read enough in the papers to know how much he was campaigning against the city being âdefaced.â
âThere canât be two people who are more different than him and me,â she protested.
âI guess weâll have a better chance to compare the two of you next week when he comes to speak at the school,â I said.
âA sure sign that the election is coming up,â Julia said. âIâm already tired of his commercialsâlaw and order, budget cuts, encouraging business, cutting taxes. So far, the only things heâs cut are things I need.â
âBut it does sound like you support his program to paint over graffiti,â Oswald said.
âWell, I guess I do. Donât you get tired of seeing people spray-painting their names and initials and symbols all over?â
âA little,â I admitted. âBut thereâs a difference between scrawling your initials on a wall and genuine art on that same wall.â
âItâs all still illegal.â
âBut one takes real skill.â
âSo if I rob a bank in a really skilled way, then it shouldnât be a crime?â she asked.
âOf course itâs still a crime, but this is different. Itâs public property,â I