said.
Rhodes took care of the paperwork on the revolver and put it in the evidence room, finishing up as Lawton came in from the cellblock.
âI got our new customer all settled down and tucked in,â Lawton said. He noticed Rhodes. âWell, well, look whoâs back from his so-called day off.â
Lawton was Hackâs opposite in appearance, being clean-shaven and rounder, but he was the dispatcherâs full partner in trying to annoy Rhodes.
âCaught yourself a gunslinging crook without even havinâ to pull your own pistol,â Lawton said. âAinât just anybody who could do that.â
âHe donât know the rest of the story,â Hack said.
âYou didnât tell him?â
âNope.â
âYou want me to tell him?â
Rhodes tried not to smile. If there was anything that could start a fight between Hack and Lawton, it was Lawton trying to tell one of Hackâs stories before Hack had had the chance to draw it out for a while.
âI was the one started tellinâ it,â Hack said. âIâll be the one to finish it.â
âI was just askinâ,â Lawton said.
âYou oughta know better than to have to ask.â
âWell, itâs as much my story as it is yours anyway. I was right here whenââ
âYou better watch out,â Hack said.
Lawton bristled. âYou canât tell me what to do.â
âYes, I can. I got seniority.â
Hack was right about that. Rhodes knew that the dispatcher had been hired at least a year before Lawton. Both men were past what some people considered retirement age, but theyâd never shown any desire to leave their jobs, maybe because they enjoyed aggravating Rhodes whenever they could.
âIâll tell you what,â Rhodes said. âIâll flip a coin and we can decide that way who gets to give me the bad news.â
Hack looked at him. âI never said it was bad news.â
âMe neither,â Lawton said.
âItâs never good news with you two,â Rhodes said.
âThat ainât so,â Hack told him. âAnyway, this ainât bad news.â
âDepends on how you look at it,â Lawton said. âSome might take it one way, some might take it another way.â
Rhodes sighed. âWhy donât you just tell me?â
âI was gettinâ to it,â Hack said. âYouâre too grouchy, you know that? I think itâs âcause you got the low T.â
âDonât start that again,â Rhodes said. âMy testosteroneâs just fine.â
âSure is,â Lawton said. âIâll vouch for that. Nobody with the low Tâs gonna face down a crazy gunman with nothinâ but a loaf of bread.â
âIâm glad somebodyâs on my side,â Rhodes said. He hardened his tone. âNow tell me whatâs going on.â
âJust the usual,â Hack said. âLocal hero sheriff is gonna be the star of the Internet again.â
âJennifer Loam,â Rhodes said.
Loam, whoâd been a reporter for the local newspaper, had been a victim of downsizing. Since reporters werenât exactly in high demand, sheâd started her own news Web site, A Clear View of Clearview, and she had enough advertising to keep it going almost immediately. The way she managed that, in Rhodesâs opinion, was by sensationalizing local news, especially news that involved law enforcement. Any of Rhodesâs accomplishments, no matter how small, were inflated so as to become something on the order of Batmanâs exploits in Gotham City.
Hack and Lawton laughed, and Hack said, âI guess we donât have to tell you, then. You beinâ an ace lawman and all, you figgered it out yourself.â
âWhat was she doing here?â Rhodes said.
âCame in to ask about the fella we arrested for exercisinâ,â Hack said.
Rhodes shook his head. Here we go