upside down on the sidewalk and stood on it. He winked at me. âAre we state-of-the-art, or what?â
âAnyhow,â he explained, âwhat weâre protesting is a current district bylaw that allows logging and development into the section of canyon bordered by Marisa Drive. Weâve had reports of a spotted owl family living in that part of the canyon, and we want the bylaw changed. We think weâve got a strong case, since the whole neighborhood is supporting us.â
âThatâs cool of them.â
Jackâs grin became wry. âSome of them are cool. Some are just plain self-interested. See, if that section of canyon is built up, their views disappear and their property values go down.
âBut, know what?â He chucked me under the chin. âYou find your allies where you can.â
Jack raised the megaphone. âHi, everyone! Thanks for coming. Iâm Jack French, and I ââ
Whistles and applause. Jack was the naturally popular type thanks to his honest, up-front personalityâand also, in my view, because he gave short speeches.
ââand I thought Iâd start off by telling you about a grouchy but lovable great-aunt of mine. Whenever something happened that she didnât like â sloppy newspaper delivery, not enough sunshine for her begonias â Great-Aunt Hilda would snap, âThere oughtta be a law against this. There just oughtta.â â
Appreciative laughter from the crowd about Great-Aunt Hilda.
âWell,â and Jack rubbed his chin ruefully, âin the case of the spotted owl, there is a law. Just not a very good one. The federal Species At Risk Act, or sara. Now, the common belief is sara protects all species at risk. Wrong-oh. sara only applies to the very limited areas of Canada under federal government control. In British Columbia, that adds up to an unimpressive one percent of our land base. Like, whoop-dee-doo.
âMeanwhile, with no endangered species law of its own, British Columbia has now logged over half the sites where small numbers of spotted owls still live.â
âThat sucks big-time!â
Right on, I thought, and cheered.
Wait a minute. Iâd shouted that. I tend to get a bit carried away when Iâm feeling emotional. And emotion, for me, generally translates into volume .
One reason Iâd been feeling kind of choked was that some of the students were holding photos of baby spotted owls, little and fluffy white before their spots grew. Jack had told me how the wee owls have a tough enough time making it to adulthood, even without being killed by logging. Up to seventy-eight percent of them are attacked and gobbled up by ravens, hawks and even great horned owls (talk about disagreeable relatives!).
Thereâd been reports of one male spotted owl calling for a female mateâ and hearing only his echo in return from the forest. There was no mate left for him.
Jack was saying, âAll weâre asking for is a chance to discussââ
âJust a minute, young Mr. French!â
A round, pink, middle-aged man with wisps of carrot-colored hair fluttering atop his head bowled through the protesters. He was waving a large white hanky. At first I thought it was a flag of surrender, but then I realized he was using it to keep mopping at his face.
Jack smiled dangerously. âWe have every right to protest.â
âOf course you do,â the round man said jovially. Sticking out a flabby pink hand, he shoved Jack off the crate and clambered up on it himself.
âHi, everyone! Iâm Councillor Rock Cordes!â
Boos. Some of the other councillors had been sympathetic to the protests, but in interviews Councillor Cordes had sneered at what he called âYoung Mr. French and his feathered friends.â
But now the councillor beamed. âIâm here with good news! At our next council meeting, on the nineteenth, Iâm putting forward a motion to ban