immediately gave way to desperation. âEveryone called in sick today, and now weâre strapped. You have to do it.â
âWell, Iâm sick too. Believe me, you donât want me there.â
Okay, I wasnât exactly sick, but I was still sporting a residual afterglow from being with Martin. Mortals would not âseeâ it as Duane had per se, but they would sense it and be drawn to itâmen and women alikeâwithout even knowing why. My confinement today would prevent any foolish, love-sick behavior. It was very kind of me, really.
âLiar. Youâre never sick.â
âDoug, I was already planning on coming back tonight for the signing. If I work a shift today too, Iâll be there all day. Thatâs sick and twisted.â
âWelcome to my world, babe. We have no alternative, not if you really care about the fate of the store, not if you truly care about our customers and their happinessâ¦â
âYouâre losing me, cowboy.â
âSo,â he continued, âthe question is, are you going to come here willingly, or do I have to walk over there and drag you out of bed myself? Frankly, I wouldnât mind the latter.â
I did a mental eye roll, chiding myself for the billionth time about living two blocks from work. His rambling about the bookstoreâs suffering had been effective, as heâd known it would. I operated under the mistaken belief that the place couldnât survive without me.
âWell, rather than risk any more of your attempts at witty, sexual banter, I suppose Iâll have to come over there. But Dougâ¦â My voice turned hard.
âYeah?â
âDonât put me on the registers or anything.â
I heard hesitation on his end.
âDoug? Iâm serious. Not the main registers. I donât want to be around a lot of customers.â
âAll right,â he said at last. âNot the main registers.â
âPromise?â
âI promise.â
A half hour later, I stepped outside my door to walk the two blocks to the bookstore. Long clouds hung low, darkening the sky, and a faint chill touched the air, forcing some of my fellow pedestrians to don a coat. I had opted for none, finding my khaki slacks and brown chenille sweater more than sufficient. The clothing, just like the lip gloss and eye-liner Iâd carefully applied this morning, were real; I had not shape-shifted into them. I enjoyed the routine nature of applying cosmetics and matching articles of clothing, though Hugh would have claimed I was just being weird again.
Emerald City Books & Café was a sprawling establishment, occupying almost a full block in Seattleâs Queen Anne neighborhood. It sat two stories high, with the café portion dominating a second-floor corner viewing the Space Needle. A cheerful green awning hung over the main door, protecting those customers waiting for the store to open. I walked around them and entered through a side door, using my staff key.
Doug assaulted me before Iâd taken two steps inside. âItâs about time. Weâ¦â He paused and did a double-take, reexamining me. âWow. You lookâ¦really nice today. Did you do something different?â
Only a thirty-four-year-old virgin, I thought.
âYouâre just imagining things because youâre so happy Iâm here to fix your staffing problem. What am I doing? Stock?â
âI, er, no.â Doug struggled to snap out of his haze, still looking me up and down in a way I found disconcerting. His interest in dating me was no secret, nor was my continual rejection. âCome on, Iâll show you.â
âI told youââ
âItâs not the main registers,â he promised me.
What âitâ turned out to be was the espresso counter in our upstairs café. Bookstore staff hardly ever subbed up here, but it wasnât unheard of.
Bruce, the café manager, popped up from
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