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corner piece of pizza and took a tentative bite. Not too hot.
    “I shouldn’t.”
    “Em, you’re asking me to do a job for this lady. Tell me.”
    “All right, but you can’t go to James with this.”
    “Maybe. After all, he is my partner.”
    “Eugene!”
    “No James.”
    “She thinks that Rick might be working for some subversive group.”
    “Subversive?”
    “I think she’s paranoid.”
    “Subversive?”
    “Things that he’s said. Spanish-speaking guys who call at all hours of the night.”
    “So what’s he doing for these foreign guys?”
    “I told you. He raises money for risky business ventures and charges a hefty percentage.”
    I scraped the cheese off a square piece with my teeth, chewed and swallowed it, then took a bite of crust. I’ve asked some of the people at Paulie’s what was in the crust, and they act like it’s a secret. Actually, most of them are Puerto Rican and they don’t speak much English. They might have told me the ingredients, but I wouldn’t have understood.
    “So he’s raising money for a Spanish business.”
    “It’s probably just that. But she says they call or show up at all hours of the night. I think she just got freaked out. She thinks they are”—she paused dramatically—“terrorists—part of a subversive plot.”
    I bit off another piece of pizza and this time savored the sauce.
    “Anyway,” she asked, “should I call her?”
    “Yeah. I think so. I mean, what’s to think about. The terrorist thing sounds like a lady who’s paranoid.”
    “She thought about going to the FBI or CIA, Skip. She was that scared.”
    “She was really going to turn her husband into the CIA? Maybe this isn’t such a good idea.”
    “I shouldn’t have said anything.”
    Terrorists? God, it seems that everything that happens any more is terrorist related. “Well, hell, we could use the money, we’ve got the truck, we can load it. Where does she want it hauled?”
    “Probably a storage unit. Maybe to the condo where the Mr. is keeping the mistress.”
    “How much do we charge?”
    Em shook her head and drained her glass of beer. “Skip, Skip. You’re a business major. Did you learn anything at all at Sam and Dave?”
    “To be honest?”
    “Call a couple of companies and ask what they would charge.”
    And there it was. Our first hauling job. Hauling away the remains of some philandering guy’s marriage. Hauling away the possessions of some rich bastard, Rick Fuentes, who might be an international terrorist. And I wondered if U-Haul and Ryder started out like that. I bet they didn’t.

CHAPTER FOUR

    Y OU CAN SEE THE MARLINS’ STADIUM from in front of our apartment. It’s this space-age looking building, and when the Marlins play at home you can literally smell the noxious exhaust fumes from the thousands of cars leaving the game. It’s South Florida at its finest. Acres and acres of concrete surrounded by palm trees. From our spacious five-by-ten cement slab out back, we look directly at the back of the next row of apartments. Seven apartments to the right, the border of our property is defined by a narrow stream with shallow, dirty, brown water flowing slowly by. On the patios are broken tricycles, cheap rusting barbecue sets, and tenants’ freshly washed underwear thrown over old picnic tables and plastic chairs to dry in the hot South Florida sun.
    Our neighbors behind us have a playpen all set up on their slab, with a plastic duck and some foam building blocks, and the only people we’ve ever seen coming in and out of the place are a black couple in their late sixties. We’ve never seen a baby.
    “I told you. Listen to me, pally. In three months, we’ll have a second truck and we’ll be hiring employees.” James was figuring longhand on a brown paper bag. “Jeez, Skip. If we charge a couple of hundred a load, and we could get three gigs a day—”
    “That would be six hundred a day.”
    “See? That business degree is paying off.” He sat