dickering on the price to Dallas.
Never has the price. Just comes to talk
And settle down and sleep all afternoon.
Nights youâll spy her drooling on his grave,
Wailing for the Resurrection, weeping.
But ainât she sweet and harmless in the daylight?
BILL JENKS : Do you know what? If something moved you to,
If curiosity prompted you, or pity,
You could take three hundred steps from that
Gray bench in those pretty blue shoes and stand
Exactly in the holy chamber where
Tonight theyâll execute a human being.
MASHA : I read about it. Hey. If guys like you
Werenât punished, whereâd we be? All you
Deranged and violent mulattos and
Your numerous other friends. If you
Were just forgiven, where would we be then?
BILL JENKS : In Heaven. Watching Masha shake her thangâ¦
Look. In the joint the cereal donât go
Snap crackle pop. It pewls and moans.
The dogs donât go bow-wow. They say, Achtung!
They say, Jawohl! Sieg Heil! et cetera.
The whistle doesnât blow. It reams your brains.
MASHA : They have a whistle?
CLERK : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Lady, they sure do.
BILL JENKS : Every morning, middle of your dreams.
You maybe did a little stretch?
CLERK :                        Why, noâ¦
MASHA : I never got your name.
BILL JENKS : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Nameâs Bill. Bill Jenks.
MASHA : You realize your initials are âBJ.â
BILL JENKS : It hadnât escaped my attention entirely, no.
MASHA :â¦So youâre a preacher. Or you used to be.
BILL JENKS : So I donât look familiar? Not at all?
Really?
MASHA : Â Â Â Â Â I very seldom cruise the links.
BILL JENKS : Donât you watch the TV?
MASHA : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Iâm the show.
BILL JENKS : It happens I was poorly represented.
MASHA : Legally or journalistically?
BILL JENKS : Both ways. And up and down and back and forth.
When schism racks a flock, some sheep are torn.
The shepherd too sometimes. Thatâs showbiz, folks.
MASHA : Shepherd or showman?
BILL JENKS : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Shaman,
Shaman of the Children of Jehovah.
My scheme went wrong. My streetcar hopped the track.
A woman was the ripple in the rail.
MASHA : Were you a preacher or an engine driver?
BILL JENKS : I was a shaman, babe, a shaman with a scheme.
MASHA : Shepherd, shaman, engine driverâhey,
All I knowâyou just got outa prison.
BILL JENKS :⦠Crimes â¦No⦠Love ⦠Love â¦Let me
make my caseâ¦
MASHA : O, Jesus Christ! Love! Thatâs a crazy wordâ
Ainât no bigger than a postage stamp,
But go to pry the corner up, youâre peeking
Upon a continent.
BILL JENKS : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â OK, OK,
I rest my case.
MASHA : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â What case?
BILL JENKS : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Hell, I donât know.
If I had courtroom skills, Iâd be a judge.
I wouldnât be no puppy-blind parolee
Strolling around in pegged and checkered pants.
At least they fit.
MASHA : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â At least you think they do.
BILL JENKS : Come on now, Masha, honey, have a heart.
MASHA : Look, Iâve got a heart, and Iâve got feeling
For the luckless, and Iâve even got two cousins
Locked upâor one; they let the other loose.
But Iâve got troubles too, thatâs all. OK?
BILL JENKS : You think I didnât know that? Itâs the Greyhound.
This train donât carry no senatorsâ sons.
â¦God. Is
Christopher Knight, Alan Butler