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time we talk, I kiss her. By the microwave in the snack room. I don’t know what got into me. I am not an aggressive person. I am not physically strong. I weigh one hundred and forty-five pounds. She doesn’t laugh. She actually makes a face like disgust. But she doesn’t push me away, either. Not right away. She accepts the kiss, doesn’t kiss back, but after a couple of seconds, breaks it off and leans back and turns her head and says, under her breath, You shouldn’t have done that.
    Still, I am happy. I’ve got three more tickets in the bucket before lunch, and then probably eight or nine before I go home, but the whole rest of the day, I am having an out-of-my-body experience. Even when I am in someone else’s body, I am still out of my body.
    I weep.
    I wail.
    I gnash my teeth.
    Underneath it all, I am smiling.
    I am at a funeral. My client’s heart aches, and inside of it is my heart, not aching, the opposite, doing that, whatever it is. My heart is doing the opposite of aching.

    Kirthi and I start dating. That’s what I call it. She calls it letting me walk her to the bus stop. She lets me buy her lunch. She tells me I should stop. She still never smiles at me.
    I’m a heartbreak specialist, she says.
    When I see her in the hallway, I walk up behind her and slip my arm around her waist.
    She has not let me in yet. She won’t let me in.
    Why won’t you let me in? I ask her.
    You don’t want in, she says. You want around. You want near. You don’t want in.
    There are two hundred forty-seven ways to have your heart broken, she says, and I have felt them all.

    I am in a hospice.
    I have been here before. A regular client.
    I am holding a pen.
    I have just written something on a notepad in front of me.
    My husband is gone.
    He died years ago.
    Today is the tenth anniversary of his death.
    I have Alzheimer’s, I think.
    A memory of my husband surfaces, like a white-hot August afternoon, resurfacing in the cool water of November.
    I tear off the sheet of paper.
    I read it to myself.
    It is a suicide note.
    I raise a glass to my mouth, swallow a pill. Catch a glance of my note to the world.
    The fail-safe kicks on, the system overrides. I close the ticket. I’m out just in time, but as I leave this dying mind,I feel the consciousness losing its structure. Not closing down. Opening. As it dies, I feel it opening up, like a box whose walls fall away, or a maybe a flowering plant, turning toward the sun.

    Kirthi hasn’t been to work for the past two days.
    It’s her father.
    That’s what Sunil tells me, one day over a beer.
    Kirthi’s father is still mortgaged, Sunil explains. Locked in. Sold his life. “Just like yours,” Sunil says. “Right?”
    I nod.
    Sunil is in tech support, so he’s seen all of the glitches. He knows what can go wrong in the mechanics of feeling transfers. Sunil has seen some strange things.
    “There’s no upper bound on weird,” he says.
    “This is going to end badly, man,” he says. “You have to trust me on this. Kirthi is damaged. And she knows it.”
    Sunil means well, but what he doesn’t know is that I am fine with damaged. I want damage. I’ve looked down the road I’m on and I see what’s coming. A lot of nothing. No great loves lost. And yet, I feel like I lost something. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all? How about this: I lost without the love. I’ve lost things I’ve never even had. A whole life.
    But as the weeks go on, I begin to think Sunil might be right.
    “Kirthi won’t let me in,” I tell him. “She tells me to get away from her, to run.”
    “She is doing you a favor, man. Take her advice.”

    I ask her about her father.
    She doesn’t talk to me for a week.
    And then, on Friday night, after we walk for an hour in silence, before going into her apartment, she turns to me. “It’s awful,” she says. “To see him.”
    “Like that,” I say. She nods.
    I wrap my hand around hers, but she slides away,