atmospherically in the room, tainting the serenity of the house. Until then their home had been an insular haven beyond the contamination of the prison, an imposing structure outside the town limits. Now its psychic imposition transcended the limits of physical distance. Inner distance constricted, and David sensed the massive prison walls shadowing the cozy neighborhood outside.
âDo you know why I was late tonight?â he asked his wife.
âNo, why?â
âBecause I had an overlong chat with a fellow who hasnât got a name yet.â
âThe one you told me about who wonât tell anyone where heâs from or what his real name is?â
âThatâs him. Heâs the standout example of the pernicious monstrosity of that place. A real beauty, that guy. One for the books. Absolute madness paired with a sharp cunning. Because of his cute little name game, he was classified as unsuitable for the general prison population and thus we in the psychiatric section ended up with him. According to him, though, he has plenty of names, no less than a thousand, none of which heâs condescended to speak in anyoneâs presence. Itâs hard to imagine that he has a name like everyone else. And weâre stuck with him, no name and all.â
âDo you call him that, âno nameâ?â
âMaybe we should, but no, we donât.â
âSo what do you call him, then?â
âWell, he was convicted as John Doe, and since then everyone refers to him as that. Theyâve yet to uncover any official documentation on him. Itâs as if he just dropped out of nowhere. His fingerprints donât match any record of previous convictions. He was picked up in a stolen car parked in front of an elementary school. An observant neighbor reported him as a suspicious character frequently seen in the area. Everyone was on the alert, I guess, after the first few disappearances from the school, and the police were watching him just as he was walking a new victim to his car. Thatâs when they made the arrest. But his version of the story is a little different. He says he was fully aware of his pursuers and expected, even wanted, to be caught, convicted, and put in a penitentiary.â
âWhy?â
âWhy? Who knows? When you ask a psychopath to explain himself, it only becomes more confusing. And John Doe is chaos itself.â
âWhat do you mean?â asked Leslie. Her husband emitted a short burst of laughter and then fell silent, as if scouring his mind for the right words.
âOkay, hereâs a little scene from an interview I had with him today. I asked him if he knew why he was in prison.â
ââFor frolicking,â he said.
ââWhat does that mean?â I asked.
âHis reply was: âMean, mean, mean. Youâre a meany, thatâs what you are.â
âThat childish ranting somehow sounded to me as if he were mimicking his victims. Iâd really had enough right then but foolishly continued the interview.
ââDo you know why you canât leave here?â I calmly asked with a poor variant of my original inquiry.
ââWho says I canât? Iâll just go when I want to. But I donât want to go yet.â
ââWhy not?â I naturally questioned.
ââI just got here,â he said. âThought Iâd take a holiday. Frolicking the way I do can be exhausting sometimes. I want to be in with all the others. Quite a rousing atmosphere, I expect. When can I go with them, when can I?â
âCan you believe that? It would be cruel, though, to put him in general population, not to say he doesnât deserve such cruelty. The average inmate doesnât look favorably on Doeâs kind of crime. They see it as reflecting badly on them, being that theyâre just your garden variety armed robbers, murderers, and whatnot. Everyone needs to feel theyâre better than
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