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guy, and then it was on! The crowd swallowed Slim like
a giant mouth, and I proceeded in after him. Slim was getting his ass
whipped by the same people that helped him sell triple platinum! When
I waded into the furious crowd, I was punched. I then turned to the SOB
that struck me and beat him into bloody unconsciousness. I had forgotten
all about Slim. I had beaten this guy until he was out cold. The crowd
could no longer support his weak legs. Immediately, pandemonium broke
out. There were more people fighting in the crowd. DJ Head jumped in
to fight; Billy, the soundman, left the booth to scrap; the Interscope street
team was throwing blows; and The Beatnuts were kicking some ass.Young
Z from the Outsidaz and I were back-to-back knocking muthafuckas out!
Finally, I noticed Slim on the bottom of a shit-kicking pile with this big
fella on top of him. Proof and I started whaling on this idiot. Proof kicked
the guy in the head a few times, and I gave this dude some nice rib shots
he won’t ever forget. Finally, we picked Slim up and threw him back on
the stage.We all had to fight to get to safety because the crowd had turned
against us. I rushed Slim to the side of the stage and told Gus that we
needed to get the fuck out of there! Gus said, “The show must go on, or
they’re going to kill our ass!” and we all reluctantly agreed. We attempted
to brush it off as the crowd shouted, “FUCK YOU, SLIM! FUCK YOU,
SLIM!” Proof came to the rescue by grabbing the mic and hyping the
crowd to another level. He said, “Ya’ll muthafuckas like that shit!” They
screamed, “HELL, YEAH!” Proof stood side by side with George Clinton
of the P-Funk Allstars. He continued by telling the crowd that Detroit
muthafuckas whoop ass! The crowd went nuts. DJ Head ripped the
    turntables with some hype mixing and scratching. When Slim came back
on stage the crowd showed genuine love like the riot never happened.
Slim made the crowd go into overdrive by performing “Still Don’t Give
A Fuck!” The energy was unbelievable. Everywhere you looked, fans were
crowd surfing and moshing in the pit. It was amazing to see a fickle crowd
cause chaos then release love for Slim. Slim gave the crowd two ovations
that night, and they deserved it! After the show, a satisfied crowd mobbed
us. Some groupies actually thought that the big brawl was part of the
show. We told them that we always do that! That next day we awoke with
bumps, bruises, and scratches from the unforgettable riot.
Sunday, May 16th, Minneapolis,
Minnesota
    The show was off the hook, and the crowd was feeling us. We had the
super groupie at this show. During the autograph session at this show
in the main lobby, she got down on her knees in front of everybody and
tried to suck Slim’s dick. She unzipped his pants and everything, but he
wouldn’t let her. Rumor has it that some of the guys from the opening acts
took her back to the hotel and got her drunk and, from what I understand,
ran bustos on her while she was unconscious and left her in her own
vomit. When she came to, she was ready to fight and call the police, but
MC Proof saves the show once again in Texas.
     
    Slim is high and DT takes the credit.
    they somehow convinced her not to. I know she was a freak, but no one
deserves to be taken advantage of like that. The most tripped out part
about it is that somehow the soundman, Billy, hooked up with her and
ended up falling in love with her. She was the same freak everybody ran
through. He even brought her on tour with us. Everybody was freaking
out that Billy chose to turn a ho into a housewife, but that was his thing.
To make a long story short, Billy married her. And she was still trying to
fuck and suck on the whole crew!
Monday, May 17th, Lawrence, Kansas
    On this day and in this city and state, I didn’t expect to see anything
I saw. First of all, Slim’s mother lives in Kansas with her family. Slim and
his mom actually