weeks ago,â she said. âAttended most of the planning meetings, made some phone calls, helped raise money, even appeared in public with me a few times, as much as he hates that part of it. Anything I asked, really, he was happy to do. We even talked about my living in Washington and how his teaching obligations would mean heâd have to stay here, and he was all right with that. Then it all began to change.â
âChanged how?â
âI hardly see him. He comes and goes at odd hours. Heâs avoiding me, Brady. Itâs like heâs got some nasty secret and heâs afraid if he so much as says good morning to me heâs going to reveal it.â Ellen shook her head. âI canât be any more specific than that.â
âSounds like a man with a guilty conscience.â
Ellen shrugged.
âIs he working on a new book or scholarly monograph or something?â
âI donât think thatâs it. Heâs worked on books and monographs before and never acted like this.â
âSo maybe he is having an affair.â
âMaybe he is,â she said. âHis world is full of pretty coeds. All I know is, the TV and the newspapers have started to notice.â
âNotice what?â
She waved her hand. âJust that Albertâs not around as much as he used to be. Theyâre asking questions, and whatever is going on, I refuse to have them find it out before I do. Itâs none of their damn business. So will you do it?â
âYou want me to hire a private investigator?â
âI canât think of anything else.â
âI guess I canât, either,â I said.
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When I got back home, I dialed Gordon Cahillâs number.
It rang four times, and then his sleepy voice mumbled, âYeah, Cahill.â
âGordie,â I said, âitâs Brady Coyne.â
âChrist,â he muttered. âWhat time is it?â
âTwo in the afternoon. Did I wake you up?â
âAll-nighter.â He yawned. âWhatâs up?â
âI got a job for you.â
âTell me about it.â
âI will when you get here.â
âOh-ho,â he said. âOne of your not-on-the-telephone jobs, huh?â
âThatâs right.â
âSo why me?â
âYouâre the best, Gordie. Everybody knows that.â
âYeah, bullshit.â He sighed. âYou at home?â
âYes. Use the back door off the alley.â
âGimme an hour. Make sure thereâs coffee.â
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Henry and I went for a walk, and then I brewed some coffee and filled a carafe, and I was waiting at the table in the garden when there came a knock on the patio door. âItâs me,â called Gordon Cahill.
âItâs not locked.â
He unlatched the door, came in, and headed straight for the coffee. He poured himself a mugful, then sat down across from me. âSo this vulture is getting on an airplane,â he said. âHeâs got a big paper bag under his arm.â
âOh, jeez,â I said. âHere it comes.â
âThe flight attendant says to him, âMay I see what youâve got in that bag, sir?â The vulture opens the bag, and the stewardess looks in and sees that there are two dead raccoons in there. She looks at the vulture and shakes her head. âIâm sorry, sir. Weâll have to put one of these raccoons in with the cargo.â The vulture says, âHow come?ââ
Cahill paused, sipped his coffee, and peered up at me.
I sighed. âOkay, Gordie. How come?â
âAirline policy,â he said. âOnly one carrion per passenger.â
Aside from his unfortunate penchant for bad puns, Gordon Cahill was one of those utterly bland, forgettable guys who might sit beside you for nine innings at Fenway Park, and that same night, when he came into the bar where you were having a drink, you wouldnât make the