to tell me, I know youâve flipped your lid if youâre giving Paris a miss.â
âHa ha, funny,â replies Sandra, without a trace of mirth on her face. âMy mind is keen as ever, thanks for your concern. No, Tou-louse. Thatâs the name of a city in the south.â
âI knew that. Do you think Iâve never ventured south of the river Seine? You are looking at a well-travelled, spirited young lover of les arts , my friend, donât you forget it. Iâve been to every single corner of the Old World. Everywhere artists poked in their dripping brushes.â
âIâm in no danger of forgetting that.â
âOne day Iâll manage to convince you thereâs more to life than business.â
Sandra gives an audible sigh.
âRemind me again how on earth we became friends?â
âThatâs an easy one. Thatâs because I saved you from that tiger snake on the Norman Lindsay estate, way back. And rescued you from those hordes of half-baked male students who were drooling all over you at uni. Donât even ask me what I had to do in the campus showers to keep them off your scent â though it was far from unpleasant.â
âI donât want to hear about it, thanks.â
A smirk alights on Jennyâs lips.
âI know you, Sandra. Better than you think. I know youâre really looking for something else.â
Sandra rolls her eyes to the sky.
âYes, deep down, if you break past the hard shell of your discipline, past the armoured layers of your work ethic, there is a bit of you that is fascinated by my bohemian ways, my spontaneity, my love of the bizarre and the unexpected. And my outrageously sexy demeanour.â Jenny tosses her ample head of dark hair to one side of her face in a mock seductive move. âAdmit it!â
âMm . . . We were talking about Toulouse, I think.â
âSee? Evasive action again. Thatâs typical of a deeply held and deeply repressed desire for the opposite of what you think you are.â
âThat does not make any sense at all.â
âOh but it does. You need to loosen up, Sandra. You need more yin in your life.â
âMore yin?â
âYes. Forgive me for being blunt, but youâve got too much yang. Look, I donât want to sound like a bloody relationship expert, which Iâm not â my love life is far too messy for that . . .â
âIt is, Ms. Flutter-my-lashes-at-the-first-sight-of-a-manly-chin.â
âHey, Iâm not that desperate you know. But Iâll let that pass because luckily for you, I have your welfare at heart. As I was about to say, youâre not going to get anywhere on the emotional front unless you find someone a bit more . . . substantial.â
âSubstantial?â
âYes. More meaty. More assertive. With more yang.â
âAnd can I deduce from that shining piece of advice that you do not think Mark and I are well suited?â
Jennyâs eyes fill with pity.
âDonât get me wrong, Sandra. Markâs a nice guy.â
âHe is.â
âAnd youâve been together a while, so youâve got some history.â
âWe have.â
âBut do you feel fulfilled? Truly content?â
Sandra stares at the gull that has landed on the potted shrub next to their table. She is looking hard at its beak, as if the answer was written on an invisible post-it note stuck to its tip.
âHe is very . . . comfortable.â
âComfortable! Come on, Sandra! Youâre no older than twenty-five if we believe that test, and you look much younger without your make-up. You cannot seriously be settling for comfortable. Youâve got your whole exciting life ahead of you!â
âThe affairs of the heart take time. Theyâve got this way of sucking up most of your energy. And your thinking time. I can see how it works for you.â
âFor me? Thatâs a bit
[edited by] Bart D. Ehrman