Gran fusses over me, while Great-aunt Eleanor watches, all narrow-eyed. I pretend not to notice, because sheâs freaking me out again. The sooner I can get my jeans back on, the better.
âCome on then,â says Gran, âLetâs do your hair. Itâs a shame I got rid of me old curlers. I couldâve made you look like a film star.â
I sit on the kitchen chair that Gran has put in the middle of the room and let her fuss. Her hands are a lot stronger than I expect, and I canât help yelping in pain as she yanks a comb through my hair and sticks it with a shed-load of pins.
âSorry, love. Nearly there.â
âHere,â says Great-aunt Eleanor. âPut these on.â She kneels down, quite flexible considering how old she is, and slides some shoes onto my feet. Again, a perfect fit. I shiver and the walls of the kitchen wobble for a second then go back to normal. This is getting really weird. Or maybe Granâs been overdoing the hair pulling a bit and my eyes have gone wonky. I lift up my feet to get a look at the shoes. Black leather, plain like a court shoe, chunky heel. Not my usual style.
At last Gran is satisfied, and Iâm allowed to stand up. The heels on the shoes are quite high, and I wobble a bit as I walk into the hall to look at myself in the big mirror on the coat stand. The silky lining of the skirt rustles against my legs as I move, and the heels make me walk differently. It feels quite sexy.
The old women follow me. I smile as I imagine walking down a catwalk, with loads of people watching and thinking how gorgeous I am. Yeah, right.
âWow!â I look like someone out of a black-and-white film! My hair, which is usually frizzy as anything, looks great. I put a hand up and feel how smooth it is.
âThatâs a French pleat,â says Gran. âVery elegant.â
The clothes, which still smell of those awful mothballs, give me some curves. I look about twenty-five, in a vintage, Paloma Faith kind of way.
Gran and Great-aunt Eleanor crowd behind me at the mirror. But when I look at our reflection, I donât see two old women. Instead there are two girls, one blonde, one dark, and both are dressed like me. My mouth drops open, I can feel my heart start to race. Itâs impossible. Itâs like looking through a window, except I can still see myself clearly reflected, right between them.
âYou need a bit of red lipstick,â says the dark girl.
I blink. The girls disappear, and Granâs smiling at me in the mirror where the dark girl stood. Great-aunt Eleanor is glaring at me from where the blonde was. I blink again and for a split second the girls are there, and I want to scream but I canât, and before I can do anything they morph back into Gran and Eleanor.
âOoh, donât you look lovely!â Gran coos.
Iâm too shocked to say anything at first, then I just blurt out, âRed lipstick?â
âYes, love. I used to have a lovely one from Max Factor,â says Gran. âIt wouldâve been perfect.â
Great-aunt Eleanor jumps, like sheâs had electric shock or something.
âThatâs it!â says Great-aunt Eleanor. âOf course!â
âOoh, thatâs a good idea,â says Gran. âI might still have some somewhere.â
I look sideways at Gran. She canât be serious. I doubt if sheâs worn red lipstick in my lifetime. I dread to think what sort of bacteria might be growing on some old tube sheâs had for years.
âPerhaps not,â I say.
âWell, if youâre sure?â she says. âI could probably find it.â
âFor goodness sake, May,â Great-aunt Eleanor snaps.
I look at her reflection, relieved sheâs not gone blonde again. Did Eleanor see the girls as well? Before I get a chance to ask her, she gets a hard look in her eyes and pokes me in the back.
âHey!â
âNelly!â Gran looks shocked.
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