Grille at ten. A good spot for me, because itâs practically a straight shot across town from where he knows Iâm heading to now, and because itâs high profile without being exclusive, and downmarket without lacking class. Heâll give me the new speak number, Iâll get the word out to my Special clients, and add a Fast Forty to the twenty I just signed up from Marcus Chalk. I love it when my legal and illegal paydays overlap.
Having attended to logistics, I turn to the not-to-be-forgotten matter of pleasure. L desires some time off later this evening from the man who thinks he is her fiancé, and could we perhaps meet at our usual spot around ten thirty, ten forty-five?
This is how it happens.
The Friesian groans up Fifty-seventh, leans hard left on Seventh, throwing my erection and me into an uncomfortable configuration against the armrest, and weâre on the downtown glide path through the neon hell of Times Square.
Capitale is a modern temple to indulgent exclusivity; how it survives is beyond me. From the moment you pull up in front of those fluted columns, those stately carved capitals spelling BOWERY SAVINGS BANK (a charming holdover from Gothamâs storied pastânobody actually saves any more, not with a zero-percent interest rate), past the stone lions and stone-faced security thugs into the glorious main chamber, all Corinthian columns and friezes and mosaics and gel-tinted spots.
Here, the children of privilege giggle and pose and sniffle and flirt, lit up by a hundred flashbulbs, for the pleasure of the leering older crowd that can actually afford such a place. In here, every bankerâs a pasha, every fund manager a khan. This is the domain of the hyphenated name, indoor shades, and hectares of pampered, succulent, magazine-quality flesh. It will either turn your stomach or make you hard. Or both.
This is where I live, by choice as well as by necessity. I may not always be thrilled with it either, but Iâve learned to go with the flow.
This is the great fluid confluence of endless possibility.
Let the Games Begin.
Iâm needing some high-octane fuel after that meet at Shelleyâs, so I join the horde by the long draped bar, behind a gazelle in sandals with straps reaching all the way up beneath her short pleated skirt. By the time we get our drinks, Iâve already forgotten her name. She waves a kiwirita around while I carefully balance a massive double Mumbai martini for the obligatory exchange of digital cards. Here, unlike the Outside, itâs permissible, even encouraged, to gawk (whereas Outside we all studiously avoid making eye contact at all costs; these days, it can get you killed). So my less-than-surreptitious appraisal of her décolletage and gluteal musculature does not earn me a kiwirita shower.
Itâs not long before I see the first familiar face, and the gazelle apparently doesnât like the company because sheâs gone with an audible Nice meeting you and a muted Call me before I sit down at one of the tables along the perimeter of the dance floor (deejays only tonight, but itâs too early for this crowd to achieve the requisite chemical boost for a floor show). Itâs the usual roguesâ gallery tonight: hereâs Luigi, and Chas, and Euan and Timo, and Joss and Tory and Dylan and Siobhan. These are my clients, for better or worse.
âI didnât think youâd all be out on a Tuesday, I offer from behind my Mumbai.
âTuesdayâs the new Thursday, quips Tory.
âMondayâs the new Friday, adds Chas.
âWednesdayâs the new Saturday, Dylan puts in, eager to catch up.
âAnd every hour is happy hour! they chorus, laughing and clinking glasses and inadvertently mixing ingredients. The happy squeals of adult children at play.
âHereâs lookinâ at you, kids, I intone, finally starting to relax.
âSo, Dr. Feelgood, pipes Timo, got the new number yet?
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