it used to be a boysâ school. Can we sit down?â
âHere? Why?â
Ruskin started to slide into the seat, forcing the girl to remove her feet.
âWe were on our way to the baggage car.â
âOh no.â The girl was sitting forward. âYour friendâs wet himself.â She was pointing rudely at Samâs soaking shorts.
âNo,â said Sam. âThere was an accident.â
âWhat do you mean, itâs a boysâ school? No one said to me it was a boysâ school, I was told it was for girls. Look, youâif you untuck your shirt, no one will see. Look at the state of you! Seriously, what is that?â
âTea,â said Sam.
âMainly hot water,â said Ruskin. âLook, shall I go down to the baggage car and get the spares?â
âYouâll have to take them off,â said the girl. âYou canât sit in soaking-wet shorts, youâll get shrivelled. No oneâll see, weâll dry them out of the window.â
âI canât really do that,â said Sam.
âI had to do this once with a scarf when someone was sickâI had to wash it in the loo and then we tied it to the door handle between Bristol and Tiverton. Itâs a warm day, youâll be fine.â
Ruskin nodded and smiled: âYou know, thatâs not a bad plan, Sam. Because Iâm not sure theyâll let us in the baggage car and even if they do, my shorts wonât fit you. This is all my fault, you know.â
âThen you can dry them,â said the girl. âWhatâs your name? Sam?â
âYes.â
âTake them off and give them to your friend. Come on, nobody can see.â The girl was standing up, taking control. Her hand was thrust out and the train was slowing.
Sam feared disaster was on its way. After all, heâd lost a cap, heâd been bruised and scalded. The day had more bad luck in store, that was for certain. But he was one of those boys who found it hard to resist strong-minded people for fear of beingthought rude. He struggled out of his shorts, pulling his shirttails down to his knees.
âGive us your tie as well. Then we can tie the shorts to the door just in case fat boy lets them goâa little safety device.â
This husky-voiced confident girl: Sam just couldnât disobey. He took off his tie, feeling as if the world was conspiring to steal his whole uniform. At least he had the blazerâand that was the item his parents had saved for hardest. There was only one store in London where you could get them, and theyâd only had an unclaimed special order in stockâa blazer, it seemed, that had been made for a small bear. âHeâll grow into it,â said the bored salesman, whoâd realized straightaway that the Tack family was virtually penniless. The other option had been buying a small dinner jacket and stitching gold ribbons onto it. Samâs mother was keen but her son had managed, politely, to make his opinion known, and theyâd come home with the overcoat model. It was quite useful now, to wrap himself up in. He curled into the seat and watched the approach of Reading.
âYour friend is very strange,â said the girl.
Ruskin had disappeared into the toilet. He was intending to give the shorts a scrub and then devise the clothes drier.
âI was warned this was a freaky school,â said the girl. âI guess I should be glad if heâs the least freaky. Whatâs his name?â
âJacob Ruskin.â
âMy nameâs Millie Roads. This is going to be my fifth school. Dad phoned the headmaster and told him the government would put a yearâs fees up front if theyâd take me straightaway.â
âOh.â
âHow old are you? You look like a gnome.â
âIâm twelve.â
âYouâve got a black eye comingâare you a fighter? I had this friend called Katie who could beat up anyone. I was trying