happened to you?â
I pulled the wet surf shirt away from my tummy, trying to distort my overall shape. This was the reason I hadnât called Darcy or Tara when I arrived last week. Iâd decided to play it under the radar, but necessity had forced me into her sights this morning.
âI mean, I heard you put on a few pounds but, whoa, girl,â Darcy pushed on. âTime to drive past the drive-thru.â
âThanks for sharing, but I didnât call you in to be my personal trainer,â I said, trying not to reveal that sheâd stung me anyway. I pointed down the beach, to where Kevin McGowan, the love of Darcyâs life, lay in a drunken heap. She nearly yelped when she spotted him there. âThe lifeguards are going to call the police if heâs not out of here in ten minutes,â I told her.
âOh, poor Kevin!â She pressed a fist to her glossed lips and began marching down the beach toward him. âIs he okay?â she yelled back over her shoulder. âDid anyone even check? Maybe heâs sick.â
Against my better judgment, I followed her. âHeâs drunk, Darcy. Or stoned. And heâs scaring people away from Bikini Beach.â
âMaybe he just fell and hit his head or something,â she said hopefully.
âHe was here with Fish.â Fenwick âFishâ Peters, local pothead, was Kevinâs sidekick, supplier, and enabler. âFish left when the lifeguards mentioned calling the police.â
âThat is just so wrong,â Darcy said. âThis is parkland. A free beach. Kevin should be able to take a nap, just like anybody else.â
âA nap?â I stopped walking, not wanting to get any closer to Kevin, a nasty drunk. Darcy and I had been down the road of denial before. She refused to accept that the boy she had some twisted attraction to had an addictive personality. âWhatâs wrong is that your boyfriend, whoâs so blown out of his shorts he canât even stand, is freaking out little kids and families.â
She froze, then turned to glare at me. âWell, isnât that just the voice of compassion from the psych major? How can you talk that way about my boyfriend? You never did like him, did you?â
Strike twoâI couldnât stand the love of her life. In my book, Kevin McGowan was a soulless, spineless creature, a scavenger bird, circling until he could swoop down on the next feeding frenzy. Aside from the fact that his father owned Coneyâs, one of the coolest hangouts in the Hamptons, I didnât understand the attraction at all.
âYou know what I think?â she said when I didnât answer. âI think youâre just jealous of Kevin. Jealous that heâs my boyfriend.â
In her dreams. Darcy had been sniffing after Kevin McGowan since she was ten years old, the day we came across Kevin in his cutoff denim shorts trying to float down the beach in an apple crate. Not even in a trainer bra yet, and Darcy had begun plotting and scheming ways to win over the smiley, freckle-faced boy and secure her place as Mrs. Kevin McGowan, queen of a small but popular restaurant empire. It was a dream weâd all come to call the Darcy and Kevin Bliss Package, as if it were something you could win on a game show. The big quandary was that Kevin wasnât falling for Darcy. Although she possessed the three girl B âs my brotherâs friends so admiredâBlond, Beautiful, and Bodacious in Bedâfor reasons none of us could decipher, Kevin remained lukewarm toward her.
But I didnât want to go there, especially since I was already low on her list. This year she was drinking age and I was not, which probably accounted for the fact that I hadnât heard from her at all over the past week. So now my limited summer options were dwindling fast. Thereâd be no cruising in Darcyâs lipstick red convertible, no tanning by the pool, no country club visits or