explain. Itâs hard to know where to start.â
Iâm getting suspicious. I think Stella is just making this up. I mean, how hard can it be if
she
does it? âWhy donât you give me an example? Or better yet, a demonstration.â
She laughs. âYou want to see me vanish or something?â
âNo.â Although now that sheâs mentioned it...âI just want you to keep it simple. Isnât there some kindergarten magick you can show me?â
âHmmm,â she says. âAll right. How about this. Iâll teach you an easy spell, and when youâre ready, you can try it yourself.â
âSounds good.â
âOkay, here goes.â Stella sits up straight and says, âRepeat after me. On the count of one, the spellâs begun.â
âOn the count of one, the spellâs begun.â I get a teensy little tingle in my spine.
âOn the count of two, let the magick ring true.â
I repeat that, and the hair on my arms stands up.
âOn the count of three, the magick is me.â
As I repeat the last line, I feel a definite vibe. âWow. Now what?â
âWell,â Stella says, âthatâs a simple incantation. What you do is think of something you want to have happen. You get the idea firmly in your head. Maybe you light a candle. Then you say the words and picture the thing you want to happen.â
âThatâs it?â I ask. âAnd then it happens?â
âMaybe not right away,â she says. âMagick works in its own time. You have to be patient.â
Iâm about to tell her that sucks when I hear my momâs car pull up to the house. âOh no,â I moan.
âWhat?â Stella asks.
âI think the principal was going to call my mom at work. Iâm in for it now.â
Stella shakes her head. âWonât your mother believe you when you explain?â
âI donât know.â I shrug. âGuess Iâll find out.â
âI better go,â Stella says. âBut there are some important things about the magick I havenât finished explaining. Maybe Iâll talk to you later?â
âYeah,â I say. âLater.â
chapter five
To complete the Worst Day of My Life, I get the Worst Evening of My Life. My parents donât believe that Rachel would play such a dirty trick on me. They know Rachelâs parents. Mom says, âTheyâre lovely people. Simply lovely. And Rachel is always so polite. I donât know why you two canât be friends.â
Dad says, âIâm very disappointed in you, Elizabeth.â
I say, âMy life is over. I wish I were dead.â
That gets them to back off a little. Mom pats my shoulder and says, âThere, there. You donât mean that. You know, thereâs probably a simple explanation. Maybe Rachel picked up the test key by mistake. Then she got it mixed up with her note to you.â
This is far-fetched and we all know it, but we decide that must have been what happened. Everything was one big accident. We also decide the principal and Mr. Sparks are unlikely to believe this.
Dad says, âYouâre going to have to write that note of apology, Lizzie.â
âI donât want a week of detention.â I fold my arms across my chest. âNo way. Iâd rather be suspended. I donât want to go back to that school, ever!â
Dad folds
his
arms across his chest. âYoung lady, you are going to write that note and you are going to attend school. You may even consider doing extra science work while in detention. You need to make up the lost marks.â
âBut I didnât do anything! This is so NOT fair!â
âWhere did you get the idea that life is fair?â he asks.
âI donât know.â I glare at him. âMaybe from you?â
âWell,â he says, âI must apologize for that. Life isnât fair. Never has been, never will be. End