compared to Fogartyâs peccadilloes.â Unfortunately, a just reprimand and a statement in support of Fogartyâs skill had created a nickname that at first had been reduced to Pecker and then Peck. Fogarty had suffered silently, if not saturninelyâwhich was his natural stateâand had just about survived all his contemporaries, including Collins, who was killed one evening soon after when he had emerged from the old News Building on East 42nd Street under the influence and fell into an open subway grate. A loner in his personal life alsoâhe was another one of those eternal Irish bachelorsâFogarty, his legs shot, had pulled his green eyeshade over his forehead, and retired to the City Desk and the telephone. Even with all the newspaper strikes and labor strifes, the News could not get rid of him. âNever met a buyout he liked,â they said about Peccadillo Fogarty. He was known to be judicious, circumspect, and cheap. Nothing got by Fogarty. He wasnât about to let a congressman whom he didnât particularly like get by him either.
âNo, Iâm not going to let that rag scoop me, Tessa. How much?â
âIf Swiftâll offer three hundred to shut me up, another three hundred from you sounds fair.â
âOne hundred sounds fairer,â replied Fogarty.
âTwo,â shot back Tessa.
âOne-fifty. Take it or leave,â snapped Fogarty. He loved it. If there was one thing he hated more than shady congressmen, it was crooked cops.
âOne-fifty. Youâre all heart, Fogarty,â said Tessa.
âThatâs me,â replied Fogarty. There was silence on the line.
âIâll take it,â Tessa finally replied.
âI thought you would,â said Fogarty. Tessa didnât know it, but Fogarty always gave his tipsters $150. It was in his petty-cash budget. âJust donât go away. Iâll find Cyclops and send him over. I got forty minutes before the four-star final closes. Iâll try to find him.â
Fogarty knew exactly where Reilly was. He dialed Hoganâs Moat.
âCyclops Reilly. Telephone!â Zeus, the ursine Moat barman, called out over the crowded Friday night bar. Reilly was in great shape. He was sure that he was about to get laid and he didnât particularly want to be disturbed.âYeah?â
âCyclops, itâs Fogarty. You got to help me.â
âWhat you want?â
âJackie Swift was just brought into St. Vincentâs with a heart attack.â
âBig deal,â said Reilly, who looked like a pissed-off Richard Widmark. As he cradled the phone on his shoulder, he pushed his slicked-back blond hair into place and played with one of his out-ofstyle Elvis sideburns.
âHe was fucking his chief of staff when it happened.â
âThe chief of staff a boy?â
âNo. Of course not,â said Fogarty, although the thought hadnât crossed his mind. Reilly was goodâif you could keep him away from the booze and the broads. âCyclops,â said Fogarty in desperation, âwe live in the Age of Clintonian Fellatio. This could be big.â
âThe Age of Clintonian Fellatio,â said Reilly, laughing. âYouâre beginning to sound like Eric Fucking Sevareid. I like that, but I bet Clintonâs getting more pussy than JFK ever got.â
âYou think?â said the skeptical Fogarty.
âWhatâs the big deal?â stammered Reilly. âIs there a story here?â
âThere is,â said Fogarty, âif New York Cityâs most reactionary Republican congressman is having sex with someone other than his wife or his hand.â
âGood point,â conceded Reilly.
âLook, we got the scoop on this one. They bribed your cop friend Tessa three hundred dollars, and he called and filled me in. Get up there, please, Cyclops, and get me a statement from Drumgoole for our last orgasm, which closes in thirty-five