defiantly, like a little kid. âNo, never that. I was just wondering why they walkinâ around half-naked like itâs summertime, and itâs cold outside.â
âThey are doing a photo shoot. Theyâre some little girl singing group. Kinda like yâall, but they canât blow like yâall can.â
Kinda like us? Thatâs really funny. There is no way in the world anyoneâs gonna ever see me doing a photo shoot with no clothes on. Thatâs for no-talent chicks.
Truth continues, âIâm gonna go âhead downstairs âcause Iâm already late. Yâall can chill and watch TV, and somebody will probably come up and get yâall something to eat. You straight with that, wifey?â
Dreya nods and returns Truthâs kiss. He untangles himself from her and dashes down a flight of stairs. Dreya looks like she wants to follow him, but she doesnât. She sits down on a leather couch and we follow her.
âYâall betta not embarrass me up here, especially you, Bethany, with your thirsty self,â Dreya says.
I guess Iâm looking real lame right now, because I brought my homework, but whatever. Iâve got a calc test tomorrow, and I donât flunk for nobody. I donât care if they do have a record deal.
This is a pretty fly spot, for real. Thereâs a big flat-screen TV on the wall, surround sound, and theatre chairs. Somebody spent some serious cheddar on this spot.
Just as I finish up my homework, a pretty, brown, video-vixen type walks into the room. Sheâs got a lace front wig that hangs nearly to her waist, fake eyes, fake boobs, and probably a fake behind, but at least sheâs fully dressed. I wonder what she looked like before the enhancements.
âYâall want something to eat?â she asks.
Dreya looks her up and down. âWho are you?â
The girl laughs. âYou must be Truthâs little girlfriend.â
âIâm his wifey.â
I have to swallow the laugh that threatens to explode out of my throat. Dreya is hilarious without even trying. As if a girl who looks like this chick would be interested in Truthâs broke, on the come-up self. Dreya sounds really desperate right now.
âWell, Iâm the receptionist, baby girl, and the hospitality committee. Do you want something to eat or not? Weâve got lasagna and pound cake in the kitchen.â
My eyebrows lift involuntarily. She just said the magic word for me. Lasagna is one of the worldâs most perfect foods.
âI donât know about her,â I say while holding on to my grumbling stomach, âbut Iâm hungry. I would love some lasagna.â
Dreya cuts her eyes at me like she wishes they were a knife. Itâs whatever. I havenât eaten since lunch and itâs dinnertime.
The vixen smiles at me. âWell, come on then. Big D said to roll out the red carpet for yâall.â
âWhoâs Big D?â Bethany asks.
âHeâs the man who owns this studio.â
âAre you his girlfriend?â Dreya asks.
âSomething like that.â
I donât wait for Dreya to make up her mind about whether or not this girl is a threat. Iâm hungry and the scent of freshly baked lasagna has made its way to my nose.
When Bethany stands up, too, Dreya reluctantly joins us. We follow the vixen down the hall, and for real, her butt has to be fake. Each cheek is moving like it has its own personality. Those kinds of booties donât grow naturally, do they?
The vixen girl shows us to the kitchen nook area where we slide into a booth. Dreyaâs mean mug is slowly evaporating as the girl serves us hot, steaming plates of cheesy lasagna.
âWhatâs your name?â I ask the girl, tired of thinking of her as the vixen in my head.
âItâs Michelle, but everybody calls me Shelly.â
âNice to meet you. Iâm Sunday, and this is Dreya and Bethany. Weâre a
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