back.
Donât need bullets , he thought, Iâll just blow on âem .
He picked up the receiver, reconsidered: Do that last .
On a sleeping residential street four blocks away he found a Chevy without a locking gas cap. Jud wore the cotton gloves. He slid the plastic shimmy along the passenger window, sprang the door lock, popped off the ignition cover, spliced the wires into a switch stolen from his old shop. The engine purred. He put his two bags on the front floor, eased the Chevy into gear, and coasted down the block with the lights out.
He drove back to the pay phone, parked so the receiver was a fast step away from the open car door. Stared at the phone until it became nothing. Punched in a toll-free number.
On the other side of the continent, where it was now 8:26 A.M., five men in conservative shirts and ties sat in a windowless room, enjoying croissants and coffee at their computer-laden desks. Clocks on the wall showed the time in every U.S. zone, Greenwich, London, Paris, Rome, Berlin, Moscow, Beijing, Hong Kong, and Tokyo. The men laughed about a woman they barely knew.
A blue phone rang on the second desk from the left. The deskâs computer screen automatically split. The man at the desk looked like a Yale professor, an image heâd cultivated since graduating from the University of Wyoming five years before. He adjusted his earphone and mike headset, held up his hand for silence, then flipped a switch to answer the call.
âHello?â he said, his eyes on his computer screen.
âWhy donât you answer âSecurity Forceâ anymore?â said Jud.
âHello?â repeated the man, frowning.
âThis is Malice.â
The man typed MALICE onto the screen, pushed the enter key. Within seconds, a six-word column appeared on the screenâs left side. The man chose the first word.
âIs that M as in mother? â he asked.
â M as in malign .â
â E as in â¦â
â Enigma ,â said Jud. âLame, donât waste time running the list. You know who I am.â
The right side of the screen lit up.
âYes,â said the man whoâd answered the call as he read the computerâs instructions. âI think I know who this is.â
The manâs coworkers looked over his shoulder. One whispered, âMaliceâI had him twice.â
âShame on you guys,â said Jud. âShame on you.â
âWhat?â said the man whoâd answered his call.
âThat was no way to say good-bye,â Jud told them.
âIâm not sure what you mean.â
âAsk around the Oasis Bar, Lame. Youâll figure it out. If youâre cleared high enough.â
âWhat can I do for you?â asked the man Jud had called.
Suddenly, in L.A., the dead manâs watch began to beep. Jud poked buttons on the watch dial. The beeps didnât stop.
âDo you hear a beeping noise?â asked the man in front of the computer screen.
Jud banged the watch on his wrist against the pay phoneâs glass wall. The glass cracked, but the watch kept beeping.
âAre you there?â said the smooth voice in Judâs ear.
Jud curled his arm outside the phone cubicle so the beeping watch was on the other side of the glass.
âCan I help you?â tried the would-be Yalie one last time.
âYou tell âem I said hello, huh? Not good-bye, Lame. Not like that. You tell âem all I said hello .â
Across the bottom of the right-hand screen the computer printed the number of Judâs pay phone.
âTell who?â asked the man. He kept his voice calm.
âYeah,â said Jud. âYeah.â
He hung up.
The watch quit beeping.
âGod, I donât need this,â muttered Jud. He fastened the dead manâs watch around the telephone receiver. Left that high-tech prankster for them . Drove away in the stolen Chevy. To the west waited the ocean. South was Mexico and bad karma.
Christopher Leppek, Emanuel Isler