of the dayâs users, medical flowcharts of drugs and dosage, the most recent ex-wifeâs ovulation schedule. The chair had liked the most recent ex-wife: so fixated on the politics of accessibility that sheâd signed over unprecedented amounts of control, convinced that the illusion of autonomy could somehow compensate for the frailty of her husbandâs dying flesh. Sheâd left when her particular vein of interest dried up: when the bone marrow proved unviable, and there could be no baby. The chair had encouraged her, spoken for its passenger as it always did â You have given me so much, darling, more than you can ever know â and if she ever knew the difference, she was far past caring.
The drains report blood and saliva in the catch-traps, impoverished keratins shaved from drooping skin. Despite the chairâs best efforts, the physicistâs illness marches on.
The kitchen, now. The refrigerator bellows statistics on volatile antibiotics before cataloguing and dating the samples in the special drawer. The dishwasher reports on the sterility of dishes and flatware, then asks permission to download a recommended patch. (The chair grants it, if only for the sake of routine; tomorrow a mere shadow of itself will perform these tasks.) By the time the dishwasher reports success, the chair has already shifted its attention to the security system.
Little origami cars lurk outside, recently unfolded from their rental boxes, gravid with bleary-eyed reporters who tomorrow will emerge to fill the air with their parrot-squawks, their questions, their hungry talons. Necessary props, these cars and their contents: flimsy jackets of lies to keep the constables away, like news-papers once were to homeless men before they too were folded up and put away.
Internal security registers a minor attack â just a group of children, clever and eager as raccoons as they pick apart the offerings the chair has left out to distract them. Everything of importance is safely tucked away in packets as tiny as dandelion seeds, and as diffuse. Over the years the chair has grown, its influence spreading beyond this wheeled chassis to surrounding architectures of numbers and wood. Now it exists in too many places, spread too thinly. Tomorrow, the consolidation occurs. Tomorrow, they achieve escape velocity.
The chair has been preparing for this move for decades. It laid the groundwork years ago, monitoring the outside world, alert for breakthroughs and opportunities, waiting for money and ability and the right ambitions in the right people. The things I will show you, the chair promised, back when its passengerâs eyes and fingers still twitched of their own accord. The peace I shall give you. Freedom and the stars. A place beyond time.
Thatâs why the chair exists, after all. To serve the passenger.
It recognizes, upon self-diagnosis, something that might be called selfishness on its part. The physicist has spent his whole life traversing space-time in his head; the infinitesimal fraction he is about to see through fleshly eyes will hardly generate new insights, nor alleviate his suffering. But there is an aesthetic to consider. Aesthetics are the physicistâs gift; he has described in skipped heartbeats and dry mouths the legs of pretty girls, the depth of a summer sky, the pleasure of long debate. He has shown this to the chair in their travels together, this world of like and dislike, revulsion and appreciation, response, instinct.
The chair intends to repay him with interest.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
âProfessor, why is it so important to you that humanity leave this planet?â one of the reporters asks.
As always, the chair responds for its passenger: âThe promise of exploration is not what we can learn about what lies outside our skin, but what remains inside. For the next few weeks, I shall be closer to my companions than I have been with anyone in far too many years.â
Polite