murder!â I shouted. âI want to report a murder!â
The man looked angry. I guess people donât like having their day shaken up like that.
âIf this is a prank â¦â
âThereâs a dead man in the Waste Disposal Tank! Are you going to do something about it or not?â
âWhatâs your name?â asked the man.
âWhat difference does that make?â I yelled.
âI have to make out a report.â
I rolled my eyes in disgust. âWill you get somebody over here? We can make out the report later. If we donât get that body out of the tank soon, there wonât be anything left of it.â
âWhereâs your supervisor?â
âI canât reach him.â
âWhat do you usually do in case of an emergency?â
âWeâve never had one.â
âWell, what would you do if you did have one?â snapped the man.
âIf it was bad enough, Iâd shut down the system.â
âAll right, if youâre telling the truth, and there really is a body there, youâd better shut down the system. But if there isnât, youâd better be prepared to suffer the consequences.â
âThanks for nothing,â I snapped. I slapped the Off switch and took some pleasure in seeing the jerk flicker out of sight.
Then I went and shut down the system.
It wasnât long before I heard from my boss. The shutdown had set off an alarm he carries with him wherever he goes.
âRusty!â cried a voice from the ceiling. âWhat in Sam Hill is going on?â
âYouâd better get down here quick, Dr. Hadley!â I yelled. âThereâs a dead man in Tank One!â
He started to ask me a question, thought better of it, and said, âIâll be right there!â
And he was, too. Showed up just about the time the guy from Dispute Management got there.
I really donât want to describe what happened next. Letâs just say they both yelled at me. Then they started yelling at each other. Then they took turns yelling at me and each other. After a while someone finally got the bright idea of looking in the tank to see what I was talking about.
It was too late, of course. By then, the body was goneâcompletely dissolved. They decided to drain the tank. It didnât do any good; there wasnât anything left of that guy that you couldnât have bought at your local chemical supply store.
âOkay, lad, I think youâd better come with me,â said the man from Dispute Management. His name was Dyvach Jones, and we werenât getting along in person any better than we had over the phone.
âWhat for?â
âA lot of things. Iâll want a statement from you. Weâll need a formal description of this âbodyâ you thought you saw. And I want to run a few blood tests on you.â
I knew what he was getting at, and I didnât like it. âIâm not on anything,â I said tersely.
âIâll vouch for that, Jones,â said Dr. Hadley. âRustyâs not that kind of kid.â
âThey never are,â Jones said gruffly. âBut I happen to believe in Occamâs razor. And the idea that this kid has been sniffing, snorting, or popping something one of his friends cooked up with their home chemistry set is a lot easier for me to swallow than that someone in ICE-3 is a murderer.â
Dr. Hadley shrugged. âHave it your way. Iâm sure you wonât find anything.â He looked at me, and I could see the question in his eyes: Youâre not going to make a fool of me on this, are you ?
I looked straight back at him and shook my head just a fraction of an inch.
He smiled. âYou better just do what he says, Rusty. Itâll be easier that way.â
I shrugged and headed out the door after Jones.
I figured at least this way I wouldnât have to clean up the mess.
Just shows you how wrong a guy can be. Thereâs more