toy truck, its back end painted a hazy red, floated dreamily along the shimmering road. He fixed his heavy-lidded eyes on it and yawned. Without warning it leaped into focus, huge and solid, right in front of him. As his foot smashed down automatically on the brake pedal he jerked the wheel over and then accelerated again, lurching crazily back and forth in the left lane. A horn screamed in his ear. In his rearview mirror he saw a small Mercedes sitting right on his back bumper. No doubt it had been about to pass him when he had swung into its lane, and he could feel the righteous wrath of its driver burn through the windshield. With deliberation he flicked on his turn indicator and moved neatly back into the right lane. The Mercedes shot past with another blast of its Teutonic horn. The slow-moving truck faded into the distance behind him.
âChrist almighty,â he said aloud. âThis time I damned near got spread all over the road.â The words sounded peculiar, echoing, isolated, in the padded interior. Where in hell was he? He glanced at his watch. He had been driving for almost three hours and couldnât remember having passed by a single landmark since he left the industrial tangle of the outskirts of Toronto. Wherever he was, though, if he didnât stop soon and get out of this damned car, heâd be driving into Ottawa in a meat wagon. At that point a road sign promised an exit for Highway 2 leading into Brockville in five hundred meters. He grabbed it before it got away on him, passed a motel with a coffee shop before he had slowed down from highway speeds, brakedâbut not soon enoughâto make the turn, took a right through a nearby gas station, bumped over a strip of empty field, shot in and out of a parking lot, and slithered to a halt by the front door.
The coffee shop turned out to be a bar that also served food. Originally conceived by an enthusiastic architect to take advantage of its hilly, shrub-filled location on the St. Lawrence River, it soared airily above Sandersâs head, all dark beams, potted plants, and shaded glass. The owners were obviously not the dark beam, shaded glass, and fern sort; the room had been cozied up with plaques and posters advertising beer, an assortment of garishly decorated video games, a pool table, and a large-screen television. There was a noisy group crowded around two tables pushed together near the bar. Construction workers, probably, to judge by their boots and coveralls. He looked at the massive collection of bottles on their table and shuddered. He hoped they werenât trying to build anything complicated.
Sanders headed for a table in the far corner and folded his long frame into a chair with its back to the room. He glanced suspiciously at the grubby menu propped on the table and ordered coffee and a club sandwich from the harried-looking waitress. His head still roared and thumped with the sound of the road, and he triedâunsuccessfullyâto ignore the raucous laughter coming from behind him.
âJesus,â said a whining voice, separating itself at last from the general noise, âthis countryâs turning into a goddamn fast, uh, fashââ
âFascist?â said a helpful voice.
âYeah, whatever, state, eh? First they tell us that fucking stretch of roadâs gotta be finished in three daysâthree days! Three weeks is more like it. And the other day when I go in the woods to take a leak this fucking Mountie bastard comes racing over and says heâs gonna arrest me if I donât get the hell outa there.â
âWhatâs in the woods?â said the helpful voice. âBesides the RCMP?â
âNothing, thatâs what.â The whine was getting louder now, and belligerent. âNothing but fucking Mounties and trilliums. Mounties guarding trilliums, thatâs what. We spend billions of dollars so the Mounties can keep people from pissing on trilliums.â He guffawed