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there are strippers and I changed twenty bucks into one dollar bills. âCause thereâs always more fish in the sea.
FOR GUAYAMA
Sammy:
First of all excuse my handwriting since I didnât bring my glasses. Itâs just that, nene, Iâm going nuts with Guayama being sick and all, I mean Iâm really losing it. Thatâs why Iâve been looking for you, so you could pay me for the curtains because with this Guayama thing Iâm low on cash. I know you depend on your customers to pay me, but Guayama is dying on me. The doctor told me I had to put her to sleep and, nene, I almost fainted. They even had to rouse me with ammonia on a cotton ball and everything because I got so dizzy. He knows about cases like this and was real nice. He made me tell him how I found her and I explained that taking a drive around the island I picked her up in the middle of the highway right after the Guayama toll booth, hence the name. Last night I left her in the doctorâs office so she could rest, but tomorrow theyâre going to give her the injection. When I got home, it felt so empty and I felt so afraid of being alone that I said: no, Iâm not going to lose her. I immediately got on the Internet and found a place out there where they can stuff her. They say they leave the hair as if she were alive. You know that beautiful coat Guayama has. Thatâs why I need the dough. Call me, nene, I need the money.
Your friend,
Naldi
Sammy:
Itâs the second time Iâve come to your house to leave you a note and I canât find you. And on top of that, hereâs the note I left you yesterday. Nene, come on, call me or come by the house because I need that money urgently. Not for me but for Guayama, the doctor is pressuring me because sheâs suffering too much. The people who do the embalming are ready to take her but I need the money to send her little body over. Itâs really expensive. Iâm so desperate I called Héctor, who as you know I havenât spoken to for over a year ever since he called me a pimp right in front of my sister, to ask him to lend me the money to tide me over until you paid me. A lot of good it did me to humiliate myself: that queen told me I was crazy, that itâs the sort of thing only sick people do, which is why he stopped talking to me in the first place, and twenty thousand other things I wonât even mention. Thatâs why I need the money urgently. Call me, please.
Your Friend,
Naldi
Sammy:
They put Guayama to sleep this morning. I felt, nene, like I canât even say. Total despair. You canât let too much time pass after death to send her, but the doctor insisted and we did it. I was there to make sure, like the people who dry them out recommendâthey have a name for that but I donât rememberâthat they not add any chemicals with color so as not to damage the fur, since it looks nicer that way. I felt sad but since I know Iâll have her with the money from you for the curtains, well I wasnât so affected by it. I wondered so much about where you were I didnât have to be sad. This work costs money. Iâve got her all wrapped up in the freezer at the bodega next door, since for the lady itâs no problem as long as she gets her cuartos , as she says. No questions asked. But, imagine, today they sent me a DVD from the company and you should see people with their little dogs, playing with them like theyâre alive. Iâm telling you Iâm desperate but here are the other two notes I left you before. Nene, where are you? The neighbor said youâre in Santo Domingo. Knowing you, Iâm not surprised.
Naldi
Sammy:
I see now that you really are in Santo Domingo. Your landlord just confirmed it for me. In fact, he told me exactly where you are. Youâll see. I need that cash and if you read this note Iâm in Santo Domingo, since you know I get free trips because my sister works for