check. Itâll be bad enough if she comes in here and finds out Joeyâs gone. If she also finds an unauthorized visitorâ¦â
Owens didnât need a second urging. He was already pushing the chair back across the room.
âIâll go,â he whispered urgently, âbut do me a favor. When that SOB comes in, donât tell him I was here. I want to blindside that little cock-sucker.â
âBelieve me,â I told him, âI wouldnât want to spoil your surprise.â
Guy Owens left then, quickly, disappearing around the far side of the cabin away from the path. I heard him strike off up the hill, crashing blindly toward the tennis courts. I hoped Santa Lucia, Ironwood Ranchâs tough-talking night nurse, was still far enough away that she wouldnât be able to hear him.
Fumbling with buttons and zipper, I stripped out of my clothes, shoved them in a wad under the bed, and slipped between my mangled covers. By the time the door opened and the overhead light was switched on, I was ready with an Emmy Award-winning performance of someone beingârudely awakened out of a sound sleep.
âOkay, Mr. Beaumont. Whereâs Mr. Rothman?â
Iâve no idea how she got her nickname. That story had become lost in Ironwood Ranchâs group memory. Her real name was Lucy Washington, and as near as I could tell, this huge, implacable black woman wasnât particularly saintly. She was also totally devoid of anything resembling a sense of humor.
I blinked my eyes several times, holding both hands over my face to shield my eyes from the glare. âYou mean heâs not here?â I asked innocently.
âYou know damn good and well heâs not here. Look for yourself. Does that bed look like itâs been slept in? So where is he?â
âBelieve me, Mrs. Washington, I have no idea. If I did, you can bet Iâd be the first to tell you.â
âMr. Beaumont, Iâve been hearing all kinds of wild rumors about your roomie Mr. Rothman tonight, tales about him being out and around and doing things he shouldnât be doing. You wouldnât know anything about that, now would you?â
âNot a thing,â I said.
Lucy Washington stared at me impassively. She didnât believe me, not for a moment, but at least she didnât call me a liar to my face.
âI see,â she said finally, giving up. âI tell you what. When he shows up, you let him know heâd better drag his white ass down to the office and see me. On the double. Understand?â
âGot it,â I said.
She switched off the light, turned, and stepped outside, banging the door shut behind her. I waited long enough for her to be well away from the cabin before I got up and looked out the window. I could see the wobbling beam of the flashlight as she trudged back up the hill toward the main ranch house.
âDamn,â I said, under my breath.
I knew my not blowing the whistle on Joeyâs truancies would be yet another black mark that would go against J. P. Beaumont in the annals of Ironwood Ranch, and that my transgression, however minor, would be duly reported to Louise Crenshaw, the final arbiter of client affairs.
Louise Crenshaw had made it clear during my admission interview that since I hadnât come in as a destitute, homeless bum, I hadnât yet hit bottom in her book. As a consequence, I was nowhere near ready to get better. She missed no opportunity to throw juicy tidbits about my alleged misdeeds to the group, items she regarded as ongoing proof of my lack of serious intent as far as recovery was concerned. This incident would provide more grist for her mill, and it gave me one more bone to pick with Joey Rothman, once I managed to lay hands on him.
I stood there in my skivvies and tried to calculate my cabinâs Grand-Central-Station potential for the remainder of the night. I figured chances were pretty close to one hundred percent that