would be more than willing to learn sir.â
âNever mind. You suit me better as you are.â He threw open the chest. âTake hold of this.â He slid me a sheet of paper with a picture of a three-masted ship on it. It looked like the Valentine in a storm, God save us. Underneath the ship was a poem. I struggled to read in the dimness, but the poem was written in a hand that was somewhat hard to make out. Scratcher snapped shut the chest and yanked the sheet from my fingers.
âStop gawking, boy.â He chanted the verse to himself then snorted, âTerrible rhyme.â
âYou could change it, Master Thatcher.â
âChange it? Change it? I didnât write it, you ignorant buffoon. Master Plumsell did.â
I was none the wiser, and said so politely.
âThis is an emblem from Master Henricus Plumsell himself.â
âWhatâs an emblem, sir?
âAlways a bloody question. Iâll soon teach you to shut up.â He thrust his face into mine. It was horrible, being so close, all warts and pimples.
I closed my eyes. âIâm anxious to learn sir, to do you better service.â
Scratcher fell for my ruse. âOh, very well. Itâs as you see: a picture with a verse or two under it, a diversion for the rich, who donât have much to do with themselves except play with emblems and complicos.â
I wanted to ask him what a complico might be, but let it pass.
âThe more you see and read an emblem,â he went on, âthe more it is supposed to tell you.â
âHow does it do that?â
âIt just does. The verses and pictures reveal things.â
âWhat sort of things?â
âNothing a jolthead fool like you would understand.â
I pressed on. âWhereâs it from?â
âAnother apish question. If itâs any of your business, I came by this one by, er, unconventional means.â
He had pinched it, in other words.
âYou nicked it, sir?â I just couldnât stop my mouth, which seemed to be forming words without benefit of brain.
âNo. Nothing illegal, you absysmal apology for a cretin. I was visiting Master Plumsell to enquire after employment. He left it out on his desk with some other emblems. Iâm sure he meant for me to see them. I didnât have the leisure to look them over while I was there, so I took them away with me.â He coughed and scratched and seemed to gloat at what heâd done, as I might myself, had I done the same. But he also had a loose mouth, likely from drinking too much. This didnât bode well for me. He would ditch me when done with me, to keep his secrets intact. Or worse.
Stupidly, I pressed on. âDo you mean, Master Thatcher, that he didnât give you a job but you took your payment anyway?â
He cuffed me on the jaw, so that my own mouth got payment for being too loose. I cringed. âSorry, sir. You did right, no doubt about it.â
He stopped talking for a moment, as if deciding how to proceed. Should he trust me or shouldnât he? And did it matter anyway, as I was disposable? âOf course, I have every intention of returning them to him.â
That was a lie, if ever I heard one, but I wouldnât let on that I knew. âOf course. I am on your side, Master Thatcher. No doubt about that either. Iâm here to be your loyal servant and do your bidding.â As I bowed, I was thrown off balance by a large wave and ended up sprawled on the floor.
âLook sharp if you wish to accompany me. Having a servant may increase my stature in Sir Thomas Boorsâ eyes, so Iâll take you with me to him. If you behave. Thatâs where Iâm headed. We must carry the emblem to him right now.â
âBut weâre at sea, sir,â said I, wondering for a moment whether he meant us to walk on water. He was so full of himself I wouldnât put it past him.
âSo is he. Donât you know a bloody