tiniest distraction to him if Iâve been sent miles away.â Arthur held up the ball of paper and glared at it. âThe schoolâs in Dayton, Ohio. So thatâs 452 miles away, to be precise.â
âSo what are you going to do?â Billie looked genuinely worried. âWe donât want you disappearing anywhere, Artie.â
âMe neither. What, and not see the two people who do actually take an interest in me? I donât think so.â Artie flicked the ball furiously away. âIâll use the normal tricks. Iâve foiled all the other attempts to send me away and Iâll foil this one too, donât you worry. Itâs just itâs a bit much, him doing this. On my⦠On my bâ¦â
He stopped. He sat down on a bench, hard. The paper ball was bouncing down the path, and he stared after it, his hands shoved in his tweed trouser pockets. As bad as weâve ever seen him , thought Harry, and he turned back to the white house again. The tall, rigid figure was still there, the telephone in his hand, his servants bustling obediently around him. Harryâs eyes narrowed, just as his friendâs had done. Then he turned back to Billie who, with a determined look on her face, had plunked herself down on the bench, right next to Arthur.
âDonât worry, Artie.â She thumped him on the shoulder. âWeâve got you a birthday treat. Pass the blindfold, Harry!â
âBirthdayâhow dâyou know it was my birthday? Oo f ! â
The blindfold was from Harryâs shoeshine box. A perfectly clean rag, he had bought it specially, and he swiftly pulled it over Arthurâs eyes and knotted it around the back of his head. Arthurâs hands flailed as Billie hoisted him over her shoulder and staggered off across the park.
âWhere are you taking me? Whatâs going onâ Hey! That tickles!â
âYouâve always said you wanted to be a magicianâs assistant!â Harry ran on ahead. âWearing the occasional blindfoldâs part of it. Ready to row, Billie?â
He jumped into the little boat moored at the edge of the pond. Billie tottered up to it and Harry helped her in, catching Arthur and propping him on one of the seats. Billie leaped in and grabbed an oar, and Harry grabbed one too. Together, they started to row, picking up speed quickly and passing various ducks.
âWhat is going on?â Arthur, still blindfolded, was laughing now.
âYouâre in the hands of an expert, birthday boy.â Billie sculled to the left. âNot as if I havenât blindfolded someone before. Tied her up too! The owner of my orphanage, down in New Orleans.â
âYouâve told us this, Billie!â Harry rowed faster.
âNow that was a real rough business, and Iâd only just gotten started thenâthe Knotted Sheet Dangle, thatâs what I call itânot only did I have to deal with the scariest owner of an orphanage there ever was, next I had to jump out the window and climb down a rope of knotted sheets, all the way down to the street below andâ Watch out !â
The boat thudded into the side of the dock. Harry threw the mooring rope, lassoed the mooring post, and helped Billie pull Arthur out. It was Harryâs turn to hoist the younger boy onto his shoulder now, and he stumbled out through the park gate and climbed onto a horse-drawn omnibus. He and Billie sat down, and for the next twenty minutes, they clattered across Manhattan, watching the city shudder past the window and laughing at the odd looks the other passengers were giving them, two scruffy street kids with a blindfolded boy in a tweed suit squashed between them. The omnibus tilted to a halt, and together they hoisted their friend and carried him out onto the street. On the other side, they saw their destination.
A small, rather grimy-looking diner.
They burst in through the door, the bell somersaulting above them. They
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