like he was being embalmed in homespun.
Jack had insisted that Parkerton go over to visit Lucy wearing something less resplendent than his usual ducal fineryâif only to get Lucy to listen to him. Lucy, the third Lady Standon, held a rather infamous disregard for pomp and social strictures.
âI donât think my tailor is the issue at hand,â Jack told his brother.
âYes, well, Lady Standon assumed I was a business fellow or perhaps a solicitor that Hollindrake had sent over to straighten out Lucyâs messy affairs.â Again there was the mandatory shudder when Parkerton mentioned the lady. âReally, is Clifton positive he is in love with that cheekyââ
âParkerton,â Jack said, âget to the point.â
âThe point is this is all Lucy Sterlingâs fault. If I hadnât had to go over in this disguise just to appeal to her democratic and plebeian sensibilitiesââ
âParkerton, you went over there in disguise so you wouldnât end up embroiled in any further scandal. So every matron and London mama with a daughter to foist off wouldnât think that you, the Duke of Parkerton, was calling on the Standon widows because you were interested in marrying one of them.â
Ever since Hollindrake had dangled a bounty of a dowry for any fool willing to take one of the widows off his hands, the house on Brook Street had become a magnet for every fortune hunter and curious bachelor in London.
âYes, I suppose that was a good idea a few hours ago, but that was before she walked in the door, mistook me for a cit and hired me.â
Jack felt the solid marble beneath his feet shift a bit. âShe hired you?â
This is where his brotherâs tale got devilishly confusing.
âYes,â the duke said, rubbing his temple as if his black eye wasnât the only thing giving him a megrim. âI told you that already.â
âHumor me and explain it again.â
Parkerton drew a deep breath. âLady Standon hired me to find her a husband.â
âShe wants you to procure her a husband?â
Parkerton nodded.
This is where, to Jackâs benefit, being considered the most reckless of the Tremonts (heavens, most of Society still steered clear of âMadâ Jack Tremont), he could be excused for his response.
He roared with laughter.
For here before him sat the Duke of Parkerton, Societyâs newest matchmaker.
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James Lambert St. Maur Thurstan Tremont, 9 th Duke of Parkerton, found nothing amusing about his situation.
Good heavens, he wasnât even too sure how heâd gotten into it.
Heâd started his day as he always did, with Richards meticulously laying out his clothes for the day (the valet having first consulted Winston, the dukeâs secretary, as to His Graceâs schedule), breaking his fast precisely at ten in the morning. It was a bit early for such things, by Society standards that is, but it was the dukeâs one idiosyncrasy.
And considering he came from a family of malcontents and blithe spirits, no one minded this one mild oddity.
Then, having dined and read the morning paper, heâd gone to Whiteâs to meet with Jack. Such discussions couldnât be held in the library or his study or even here in the Great Room. No, the duke always conducted such business at Whiteâs.
Now, hours later, for the life of him, he couldnât even remember what it was heâd intended to discuss with his youngest brother.
Oh, Arabella. Yes, that was it.
James shook his head, scattering that matter to a distant corner. His daughterâs situation paled in comparison to thisâ¦this imbroglio he suddenly found himself in.
No, it was more than that. Why, it bordered on a scandal. He could be excused for not calling it what it was, for heâd never been in one before.
Not that he didnât know what one was. Good God, he was the head of the Tremont family. It waslike living