Murphyâs pond. Things floated by her, but she didnât stick around to investigate. Pond scum was better left unexamined at close range. She swam to the bank and heaved herself out of the water. She rolled over onto her back and closed her eyes, content to be on terra firma, still breathing, still conscious.
She had to get hold of herself. Life just wasnât that bad. Lots of people had it worse. She could have had it worse. She could have married Brett and watched her closet space dwindle to nothing. She could have been fetching Mr. Schlessinger coffee until she was as personable as the cactus plants he kept on his windowsill. Life had given her the chance to start over. It would be very un-Garrett-like not to take the do-over and run like hell with it.
She took a last deep breath. She needed to get up, find her car and go home. Maybe sheâd stop at the Mini Mart and get a small snack. Something chocolate. Something very bad for her. Yes, that was the ticket. She sat up, pushed her hair out of her eyes and looked back over the pond, wondering just where sheâd wound up.
She froze.
Then her jaw went slack.
It seemed that the moon had come out. How nice. It illuminated the countryside quite well. She blinked. Then she rubbed her eyes.
She wasnât sitting on the bank of Murphyâs Pond. She was sitting on the bank of a moat.
She looked to her left. What should have been the bridge over the narrow end of the pond, wasnât. It looked like a drawbridge. She followed it across the water, then looked up. She blinked some more, but it didnât help.
All right, so maybe she had died and gone to hell. But sheâd always assumed hell was very warm, what with all that fire and brimstone dotting the landscape. She definitely wasnât warm and she definitely wasnât looking at brimstone. She was looking at a castle.
She groaned and flopped back onto the grass. Faint, damn it! she commanded herself.
Shoot. It was that blasted Garrett constitution coming to the fore. Garretts never fainted. But did they lose their minds? Abby turned that thought over in her head for a few minutes. She didnât know of anyone in the family having lost it. Lots of deaths of Garretts of grandparent vintage driving at unsafe speeds, skiing down unsafe hills, climbing up things better admired from a distance. But no incontinence, incapacity, or insanity.
Meow.
Abby sat up so fast, she saw stars. She put her hand to her head. Once the world had settled back down to normal rotation, she looked around frantically.
âSir Sweetums?â Abby called.
Meow, came the answer, to her left.
Abby looked, then did a double take. âSir Sweetums!â She jumped to her feet. âItâs you!â
There, not twenty feet from her, sat her beloved Sir Maximillian Sweetums, staring at her with what could only be described as his dignified kitty look. He flicked his ears at her.
Abby took a step forward, then froze. What did this mean? Surely Sir Sweetums hadnât been packed off to hell. But she had the feeling he just couldnât be alive. Did that mean she was dead, too?
Without further ado, she pulled back and slapped herself smartly across the face.
âYeouch!â she exclaimed, rubbing her cheek. Well, that answered a few questions. Though Sir Sweetums might have left his corporeal self behind, she certainly hadnât.
But, whatever his status, His Maximillianness was obviously in a hurry to be off somewhere. He gave her another meow, then hopped up on all fours, did a graceful leap to change his direction, and headed toward the drawbridge.
âHey,â Abby said, âwait!â
And Sir Sweetums, being himself, ignored her. That was the thing about cats; they had minds of their own.
âSir Sweetums, wait!â
The blasted cat was now on the drawbridge and heading straight for the castle.
The castle?
âIâll deal with that later,â Abby promised
Daven Hiskey, Today I Found Out.com