emissaries, you talk like limpets, donât you, so low and quiet, your words slickerthan wet skin. You come here from your kings or from your dukes and you want something. A fat minister from King Charlesâs court in Paris was here just last month. He was oily and kept looking at me as if my robe was lying at my feet. He made me want to bathe. None of you say anything, but you say it nicely and hope the other person is stupid. Well, Iâm not stupid. At least youâre not oily and I feel like I still have my robe on. Now, why were you spying on us? What do you want?â
âThat was quite a lot you just said.â He smiled at her, and still waited for her to flinch, to step back from him, but she didnât. He continued, more than curious now because she hadnât flinched, hadnât looked at him and recoiled. âActually I was merely learning my way about. I heard voices and came into this beautiful garden. Iâm rather glad you didnât succeed in pulling out that other womanâs hair. Itâs far too beautiful to be left in knots on the ground.â
âIt is her pride, that hair of hers.â She sighed. âHer hair is strong, curse her. I did try, I yanked as hard as I could but it did no good. Itâs the first time Iâve managed to get so close, and I failed. The gods know what sheâll do to me now. She always manages something that hurts.â
He took a step closer. He could see the red hand print on her left cheek. He reached out his hand, then realized what he was doing, and withdrew it. âAre you all right?â
âOh, yes. Sheâs struck me so many times that now I hardly even notice. This time was different though, but still, we fight whenever weâre within the same chamber.â
âHow was it different?â
She was thoughtful for a long moment. Finally she said, her brows knit, âThere was deep hatred this time, not just annoyance or irritation. Iâm full-grown now and she canât bear that, although I donât understand why.â
âWho is she?â
âMy fatherâs second wife.â
âAh, the stepmother. There are many tales about their vanity and evil. A skald I know well tells of a stepmother who turned her stepdaughter into a pumpkin and left her ina field to rot. Luckily for the pumpkin, a child came along, kicked it, and when it moaned with pain, the child touched it just right and the stepdaughter reappeared. The child ran away.â
âThat didnât sound like a diplomat. Perhaps you are human after all.â
âPerhaps one day you will hear the full tale. Now, about your stepmother.â
âYes, thatâs what she is, and my father loves her, despite her vanity, her temper, her meanness. Sheâs given him four sons, you see.â
âI see.â
âYou neednât repeat any of this,â she said, her eyes narrowing in warning.
âWhy should I? Surely it isnât all that interesting. Who would I tell who would be amused or hold me in higher esteem?â
She snorted, actually snorted, and he was, for just an instant, enchanted. âThere you go again, not saying anything, just asking a stupid question that doesnât carry as much weight as a beeâs wings. I donât think Iâd be a good diplomat.â
âNo, probably not,â he said in that same mild voice. âYou havenât answered my question. Why should I tell anyone about you trying to pull out your stepmotherâs hair?â
That jaw of hers was stubborn as a stoatâs but nicely rounded, quite soft looking, really. âOh, very well. Youâll find out anyway, the way you sneak around and speak so softly like youâre licking honey. Sheâs Queen Sira, the kingâs wife. He used to call her Naphta, after my mother, but she hated it so he let her have her own name back again. That was after the birth of her first son.â
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